• Member Since 18th Oct, 2011
  • offline last seen Jun 27th, 2019


Electrician, Canadian, Homeowner, Lazy Git, and Lover of Pastel Ponies.

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Total Words: 73,951
Estimated Reading: 4 hours


When Twilight Sparkle gets a letter from the head of the Royal Archaeological Society of Canterlot, Rarity's world is turned upside down. Soon the fashion-conscious unicorn finds herself barrel-deep in mud, bugs, sand, snow, angry natives, and mysterious magic, not to mention embroiled in ancient history and secret plots. The reluctant adventuress will soon discover things she never wished to know about the world beyond Equestria, starting with bull-headed explorers, political beaucracy and heading only downhill from there.

Will she make it out of this humid, icky, sticky situation head held high, or will she fall victim to jungle fever and weep for her lost fabulosity?

Chapters (7)
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