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canius


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“Polyamory.”

Rainbow Dash blinked at Rarity. “Come again?”

“Polyamory. What you’re trying to build with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy is called a polyamorous relationship."

“Okay,” said Rainbow Dash, “fine. So I know what it’s called. But what I really need to know is how I’m going to make it work!”


Featured on the Pony Fiction Vault, 05/11/12!
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You love a certain white unicorn and she loves you, but why does it scare you so much to commit? You've done everything together, so why is it so hard to think about marrying her? It's not like you don't want to, but just the thought is enough to send you into a panic attack. Will Rarity be able to help you overcome? Or will everything just... Fall apart?

This is one of the works I've been commissioned to do by a certain fan who wanted to see a sequel to my previous story "Freudian Slip". In this story, there's going to be twists, turns, shockers, and show stoppers. Just wait and see and prepare yourself to laugh, be afraid, cry, and d'awww. This is going to be 10 chapters long, 6000 words each. I'll try to update it regularly with the rest of my work, but things have been pretty erratic lately. Wish me luck!

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Pinkie Pie gets some ironic news. She has Type 1 Diabetes. How will she cope with and handle this change?
After visiting Horse M.D Pinkie learns that she has to make a major lifestyle change. She must now give up the sweets she so loved in order to stay healthy. She hopes with the help of her friends, she will get through this.

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You are stranded in Equestria by means unknown. And now by a stroke of luck or an incredibly suspicious offer you are now a citizen of this great land and turned into a mackerel...no you silly, a pony! So, in the meantime you find yourself trying to live a simple life but in a town like Ponyville and anything can happen!

So join, Spiced Tea as he battles mood swings, the seasons, a deceptively sneaky perverted and otherwise all around royal monarch, the longing for meat of any sort, biological clocks, mishaps and your basic set of comedic romance cliches as you journey in and around Equestria [well not really as you dont really travel anywhere because I did not click on the adventure tag] and perhaps you might find the love of your life to be the pony next to you...or ponies next to you.

[Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the OC. Everything here is by Lauren Faust and HASBRO]

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Rainbow Dash has a secret. A secret she has kept since she was a little filly. If it gets out, it could be the end of her reputation, the end of her carrier, and even the end of her friendships.

And what's worse, is that a resent shortage threatens to expose her.

(Inspired by Don Ko and the image to my left.)

(It should also be noted that this story is non-canon both in relation to the actual show and in relation to my personal Head-canon, which is what I usually like to write about.)

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Applejack and Rarity must deal with each other for an entire week as the cowpony mends after an incident. Applejack just wants to get home as fast as possible, but after spending time with the brash pony, Rarity finds herself questioning her feelings for Ponyville's prized pony.

Shipfic involving Rarity and Applejack by request. I really need to stop sending ponies to the hospital in these things.
Hopefully you enjoy it nonetheless and know that this is as dramatic as it should get for the remainder of the story.
Picture is a screencap from Look before you sleep.

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This story is a sequel to Friendly Games


You've been eagerly awaiting the day of Ponyville's first official game of PvM, and so has your best (and only) friend Pinkie. With her in the picture, who knows what could happen to you or your relationship...

*With thanks to Eights, Slashe720, and Armada for editing*

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I stopped a few feet from Pinkie Pie's door, feeling the bass vibrate the ground beneath my hooves. There was an uneasiness in my stomach that I couldn't seem to shake. I paused a few seconds more, preened my mane once more before opening the door and held my breath as I stepped inside. The room was dark, lights were flashing and towards the middle of the floor, there was a mass of ponies dancing. To the left side of the room I spotted a few ponies from my group of friends, but one pony seemed to be missing! I felt the pressure in my chest reside at the thought of this. Good, she's not here. Nothing to worry about then. I stretched my wings, feeling my body relax more as I trotted to the group of ponies chatting in the corner.

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At Rarity and Fluttershys behest Twilight agrees to swap their talents for a day, the plan goes awry when Twilight accidentally ends up switching their minds between their bodies. The effect, fortunately not permanent, allows both ponies to proceed with their original plans unfazed. Rarity however, gets quickly carried away with her newfound self...

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After being sucked into the magical land of Equestria, YOU find yourself as the legendary Brony Hero in this exciting interactive adventure. Will you find the Time Orb and restore peace to the land? Or will you marry Fluttershy? Will you defeat the evil demon king Tirek? Or will you marry Luna?

With 21 endings to choose from, only you can decide your fate!

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