Twenty Six
“Look Princess!” You march forwards, swaying your hips as you approach the alicorn goddess. “I don’t know about you, but I’ve got two Time Orbs right here!” You point to your boxers. “If you know what I mean.”
Most people would have been frightened of approaching the princess in such a manner, however as you are an expert brony, you have read a lot of fan fiction about Celestia. A lot of fan fiction. And if there’s one thing that fan fiction has taught you, it’s that Celestia instantly turns to putty in the hands of a character who is strong and domineering.
You walk around Celestia to her throne, sitting in it sideways, your feet propped on the armrests. “Hey baby!” you shout to her, as the ponies scattered about the throne room look on in astonishment. “Put the kettle on! Then get your coat, you got lucky!”
“What is the meaning of this?” Celestia turns on you, eyes flashing with anger. You know from the many age-restricted images of Celestia you’ve browsed on line that this can only lead to fun times.
“It means Equestria has a new king, my princess!” You pat your knees, cooing at her. “Come on Celestia, come and snuggle, and if you’re lucky, you can have an early night!”
Celestia’s response is immediate. You feel yourself stiffen, though not in the good way. As you look in horror at your hands, you see them turning to grey, taking on the pallid texture of stone. “No Celestia, no!” you scream, attempting to rise and beg forgiveness, but your legs have already calcified. “No, I love you; I only wanted to marry you!”
Soon, you can cry out no longer.
In the gardens of Canterlot Castle is a statue of a strange ape creature, sprawled out across a plinth, one arm raised, face fixed in a scream. The ponies who stop and look at it puzzle over the meaning. If you could speak, you would tell them.
But you can’t. You can only gaze at them from behind frozen stone eyes.
BAD END
(Or GOOD END if you like that sort of thing, no-one will judge you!)
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First try: rabies.
Second try: get shot by police officer.
Third try: get stoned.
First try, got shot protecting Fluttershy Pillow (totally worth it)
Now turned to stone for declaring my love of Celestia (Not so worth it)
1: Sent to the moon
2: Shot by hater
3: Rabies from Dashie
4: Oh hai Discord!
I REGRET NOTHING!
I KNEW IT
I KNEW OPTION 3 WOULDN'T LEAD TO GOOD TIMES
BUT I HAD TO CLICK IT ANYWAYS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS, BRO
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Wait, what?
Damnit, I couldn't resist clicking it again from a different page...
I'll very likely be back here again if I come across that option on any other pages. *sigh*
1) Shot by cop protecting Fluttershy pillow
2) Got rabies
3) Turned to stone by failing to seduce Celestia
amidoingthisrite?
Look's like I...
*puts on sunbglasses*
Got a bit stoned.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WORTH IT.
That's what I get for doing what I'd NEVER try to do because in reality I'd have more sense than that.
Course, I'd prolly get arrested for robbing graves in an attempt to test a fanfic's laws of magic of mine....
And i'd do it again!
I already won. I just wanted to see if this option would send me to the moon. I'm so depressed
Looks like I got stoned on my first try
/
QUICK! TO THE BACK BUTTON!!
Curse you Celestia! CURSE YOU!!!!
*I click on this one.*
*Says "Well, I'm about to get killed." before the chapter even loads*
Lols.
"Alright, I'm usually pretty good at these; let's try for a good ending first time."
*Sees 'Seduce Celestia'*
"Huh. That's obviously a trap. I should click on one of these other one- noooo, what are you doing?!"
*Mouse hand moves automatically towards 'Seduce Celestia'*
"I can't stop it! It's pulling me in, I can't control it! Aaaaahhh!"
*click*
"Aw, dammit. Stupid, sexy Celestia; why must you mock me so?"
shit! i coulda sworn this was the answer to find the time orb
So we all first die defending Fluttershy pillow and are later turned to stone?
Fuck, I KNEW, I FUCKING KNEW this wouldn't take me anywhere good!
I like to get stoned...
511127 Yeah, I knew it would happen too.
XD I'm doing EVERY SINGLE option! This was my first bad ending. ONTO THE NEXT ONE!
511127 buck im falling down all these stairs! option 3 was not the best choice.
520738 Yeah... I just clicked out of stupid, stupid curiosity... Also for the comment reactions.
~Jack
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
The visual image of "my" character as a goofy-faced meathead in a pair of boxer shorts makes all of this so much better.
525034 Of course it does, that's awesome.
I had:
1>4>32>5>9>34>59>55>44>26
This story is awesome!
Good god! This was fealing soooo wrong.
no worries she just wants me to stay still until everypony leaves the room, and then we'll have some fun...
I actually know a guy called No-one.
I know why I am here....
Dammit Celestia, it was supposed to be joke!
You should have known to never take anything I say seriously...
Powers...of seduction...weaker than...expected.
1. get brain-washed by fluttershy
2. get rabies from RD
3. get shot by some guy who stole my sub
4. become Equestria's new Discord
Not sure if worth it
NOPE 
TOTALLY WORTH IT!
As Keepcalmandcupcakes said, I REGRET NOTHING!!!!
510134 how did you get rabies from Dashie?
....... Totally worth it.
Couldn't resist...
há Screw it!! so worth it! better to try mollestia than to be cadence!
if you know what I mean!
................................
what!? it´s still worth IT!!
............................................ Worth it!
“I don’t know about you, but I’ve got two Time Orbs right here!” You point to your boxers. “If you know what I mean.” You mean my Dragon Balls?
LMAO this was a funny epic fail ending, I'm not saying the ending sucks. What I'm saying is I made the biggest mistake to end up failing this game. Ended up like Discord.... Stoned! She's like Medusa! 
Bad ending! Oh noes! Trying to marry Celestia, she gets pissed... 
J25 is M.I.A.
I'm going to retry, besides this story game is freaking awesome! So much decisions to make, what will be your fate and ending!
I'm favoriting this! Gonna try seeing everything through the entire game/story!
Oh, I had to. :3
Oh my god. This chapter is hilarious. I don't care if I die from this. I was worth it.
Damn. It's another worst case of blue balls ever, eh? On the bright side, at least he wasn't teleported to Generation Two.
Age restricted internet? Screw that. That's disgusting. Repulsive. Brony Hero can't even look at bastinado, ampallangs or stuff like that. I feel sorry for him :/
GODAMMIT!!! >:(
How did I get stoned again?!
I learned everything I know about Celestia from Bad Horse's fanfiction. Like how in her fantasies, she would really love to squeeze out a foal.
I guess I should point Regidar in Bad Horse's direction, eh? Pretty sure he's into that.
"Squeezing out a foal" lol. It's practically a BH catchphrase. Along with "It was a happy mistake" and "SQUEEE!!!"
Good endings: 0, Bad endings: 5, maybe I don't want to visit Equestria, I don't seem to make the best choices there...
... This is soooo what I get...
For trying to seduce the princess.
Eeyup...
1st try... Can't blame a guy for trying...