Choose Your Own Adventure: Brony Hero of Equestria

by Blueshift

Twenty One

You’re not stupid; you instantly turn around to leg it! Bravely screaming in terror, you race through the forest, hearing the crazed beast in hot pursuit. Your chest feels like it is on fire – despite the fact you won gold medals in all events in Sonic And Mario At The Olympics for the Wii, running seems to be surprisingly difficult.

As an agonising cramp spreads across your chest, you trip, twisting your ankle as you fall head-first to the ground. Instantly the manticore is on top of you, ripping and snarling, its huge snout sniffing you. Then it grasps its claws around your arm and starts to drag you back to its cave.

Shocked, you realise that the manticore is going to eat you.

As you near the cave mouth, you see the manticore pointing with one of its paws to a tattered wedding dress. With growing horror, you realise that it’s not going to eat you.

It’s going to marry you.


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