Choose Your Own Adventure: Brony Hero of Equestria

by Blueshift

Fifty Four

“Actually Rarity…” you stop walking towards the sultry pony in order to flip over a nearby table. “I’m here to tell you what an awful pony you are!” Rarity gasps and start to move, but you shush her and motion her to stay.

“Hear me out, Rarity!” You pick up a piece of dressmakers chalk that is lying nearby and start to draw a diagram on a wall. “In season one, you weren’t my favourite pony, but you weren’t the worst either. You were sweet yet sassy, confident yet friendly. But then season two came…” You shake your head sadly. “And suddenly you were a caricature of your former glory. Being blind to the needs of your sister! Abandoning your friends! Obviously shipping yourself with Spike instead of me! No Rarity, I don’t love you.”

You pause dramatically. “I pity you.”

Rarity stares back. “I have no idea what you are talking about!” she hisses, as her horn glows and a rather large and heavy sewing machine floats into the air. “Now, get out of my house before you’re sorry!”

“See!” you waggle the chalk at Rarity. “Season one Rarity would never do th-“

You don’t get to finish the sentence, as a large metal sewing machine bounces off your head. “Okay, okay, I get the hint!” You scramble for the door as sharp knitting needles start to fly in your direction like javelins.

“Frickin’ season two Rarity!” you grumble as you escape into the sunshine of Ponyville.

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Comments

[Mrcakebombs]

I don't see a difference between one and two

[Blueshift]

511383

Oh neither do I, but some people get really wound up for some reason!

[Gak]

511630 is this your first comment?

[Shabamb]

Is that supposed to be "confident yet friend" or "confident yet friendly"?

[Blueshift]

515130

Oops, thanks!

[Flashcard]

I really start to hate this guy arggggg

[artsyfartsy1998]

The first time I pressed the link to this chapter, it said "BAD GATEWAY". It was a sign, guys.

[Tedective]

Wow I didn't die.

[DerpyFan101]

527883 i did in my head the sowing machine needle went straight through my eye and into my brain because im was being an asshole to rarity

[Live Light]

Oh, yay, I got to express hate and survive. HELLZ YEAH.

[bronybrofist]

[yamgoth]

You don’t get to finish the sentence, as a large metal sewing machine bounces off your head. "Okay, okay, I get the hint!” You scramble for the door as sharp knitting needles start to fly in your direction like javelins.

All right! Finally made an armor save! 6+ with a reroll on successful results hoo yeah!

[RandomGuy101]

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT DIE?!?!