Forty Four
“This is my destiny, Twilight!” You hold the sphere above your head as you make your way to the door. “I must go to Canterlot immediately and give this back to the Princess!”
You run out of the library, the precious cargo of the Time Sphere tucked under your arm as Twilight eagerly runs after you. Panting and out of breath, you almost collapse, but Twilight picks you up. “Come on!” she cries. “We’ve only gone three metres! Hop on my back!”
You agree to this, and leap onto Twilight’s back. She’s a small stubby pony, and you are pretty heavy, so she sinks to the ground with a grunt, struggling to stand. “Hi ho Twilight!” you cry, tugging on her mane as she slowly starts to trot in the direction of Canterlot.
***
After a long and slow journey, you finally arrive at Canterlot Castle. “We’ve made it!” Twilight croaks, finally collapsing to the flagstones. You give a cry of surprise as your ride falls, and you bump your behind.
“Careful Twilight!” you tut grouchily as you are forced to stand up, cradling the Time Sphere carefully. “We’re not even at the throne room yet, stop being lazy!” Twilight has passed out though, and despite many carefully administered kicks, she doesn’t seem to want to get up.
You leave Twilight to recuperate on the floor and storm your way to Celestia. “Princess!” you cry in triumph as you burst into the throne room, holding the Time Sphere aloft. “Fret no longer, for I bring you the Time Orb!”
Celestia takes one look at the object in your hand and frowns. “That’s not a Time Orb!” she snaps. “That’s a Time Sphere! Anypony can see that!”
Your face falls and you drop the Time Sphere onto the ground in shame. “Oh.”
What will you do?
Explore the castle to look for clues
Leave the castle to explore Equestria
Seduce Princess Celestia
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Wow...I sound like a douche.
Why would I do that to poor Twilight? I love her.
I agree with these three (Blaze Spark, neongreenpurple, NecromancerX69), the guy acts nothing like a brony, and is unfit for the title. no wonder it was an accident, he's not smart enough to add 2 and 2 together.
T_T Celestia you dumb bitch there is no difference between a orb and a sphere quit trollin me and gimme meh reward!
He's only acting like this to make the whole story hilarious, and it's working
Also, DAMNIT THERE'S THAT SEDUCE CELESTIA OPTION AGAIN. ><
My genetalia have more power than your horn Celestia as it consists of TIME ORBS.
What the fuck?
Sphere=Orb, they are synonyms.
Time Sphere=Time Orb
But Celestia says Time Sphere not equal Time Orb?
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I couldn't agree more.
Well then how about using the time sphere to go back in time and keep the time orb from being stolen and paradoxes be damned?!
Ungrateful princess....
No. Twilight is NOT stubby.
'sees suduce celestia option again'
...
I know this is a trap...BUT I CAN'T LET THE SLIGHT CHANCE ITS NOT SLIP PAST
'click'
It appears that, whilst taking a detour on my way back to Canterlot Castle to find Luna, I have arrived at Canterlot Castle without having to walk.
This should be a "fuck yea" moment, but because of how I arrived, it is not.
Curse you synonymous object! CURSE YOU!!!
Well so much for the time sphere...you know Celestia I've got 2 big time orbs with me right now.
What an ass!!!
...no offense.
*camera pans to donkey*
"none taken."
What the HELL am i doing to Twilight Sparkle!!!???
519201
you think THIS is clop? also, you are not allowed to use twi in that post because SHE would know that this is satire.
519201 You're trolling, right? Please, tell me you're trolling.
510592
2 and 2 and 2?
He just kicked my fav mane 6 pony? I need a club...this guys head needs redecorating
Where the heck is Rainbow? And i cannot find a "good ending" here!
But hey, if I go back to Twilight's place, will she be there again?
IS THERE ANY BUCKING WAY TO BEAT THIS!!!
510630 511879 It's semantics. Semantics are very important to magic, as saying the wrong thing will get you the wrong thing. Maybe the Time Orb and the Time Sphere have different magical properties, but they're both 3D circles. We can't call them both the Time Orb, because then we could get confused over which we're talking about. So, we have the Time Sphere, but no one ever told us there were two circles, and we're idiots, so we tried to give that one instead. In the process, we managed to torture my favorite pony for absolutely no reason. I'm going to go look for more ways to kill myself, now.
Hey!!! I'm not fat lol.
Geez man, everypony knows the difference between orbs and spheres...
Hey! Maybe the fifth attempt to seduce Princess Celestia will work!
I disagree with just about every choice this CYOA has, I'm not anything like any of the choices, and if this wasn't the time orb, what the buck is? All I can think of that I haven't done is seduce pony joe and why the buck would I do that?
Although it's kinda mean, the PoV of a douchebag in Equestria is somewhat entertaining. I laughed when I read that bit about Twilight passing out.
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
LOLOLOLOL
First off, I would never do such a thing to Twilie! Secondly, an orb IS a sphere! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png
This guy is a retarded douche, and if I was there I wouldn't only give myself like 4 options for each area. But I'm not judging this on realism, this is pretty fun.
510260 I would literally say hi ho twilight! Its something I said "If I ever somehow got into Equestria and somehow found myself on a ponys back, thats what I'd say"
Oh. Er. Sorry, Twi. My author has mishandled me. Sorry.
And damnit, Trollestia strikes again.
Dammit, I was so close.
"Despite many carefully administered kicks, she doesn’t seem to want to get up."
I MUST NOT BE KICKING HARD ENOUGH!
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If I couldn't walk 3 meters without tiring out, how the hell did I make it from Canterlot to Ponyville?
That is lie! Brony Heero is not heavy. He is lean and mean, able to jump over six twenty-piece McNugget boxes stacked on top of each other without tripping. That's, like, one hundred and twenty Chicken McNuggets jumped over :V
See, Bad Horse? You see?! Twilight couldn't make it to Celestia with the lean, mean Brony Hero, Jumper of a Hundred Twenty Chicken McNuggets. Pitiful.
If it would've been Pinkie in Twilight's place, she prolly would've passed out, too. But she would've farted out confetti, making fweeeeeee!!! noises out her bunghole while being kicked.
And that is a vast improvement, Bee Aytch. What do you got to say about that, eh!
Purple Panderer is suck! Pester Pink is best horse!
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Lol. Keksual
Omg Poor Twi
i was gonna say... If it ended here, that would be something
Log 14:
Semantics. It's always the semantics, isn't it?
...Back to Equestria.
Oh, I got best ending, went back to check what would happen here. Crazy.
Oof. How is this not an ending?