Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to not write about ponies. When I have those moments, I write about ponies.

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

I... have no idea what I'm doing...

Just trying to be better.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

About 14 cupcakes short of a baker's dozen. Also occasionally goes by Stormy Seas.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

A brony of few words who writes many.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a slog.

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

I am a rockstar!

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics

I like women

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Always looking to learn and enhance my craft as well as share in the fandom fun.

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

The Young Six are a blessing to this very earth

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

What am I doing on THIS side of the rock?

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"You think you know me..."

Welcome back to the cum zone

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.