I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I write clop and clop accessories.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I have no idea what i'm doing.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Too much to write; too little time

God, I'm so sorry.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!