The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

irresistible

Nancy Janeist

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

Too much to write; too little time

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Hee Ho!

24, Pegasister, Writer and Artist.

time is a crime

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

26 years old, Bipolar Disorder, Asperger's Syndrome, am legally blind, and am a born again follower of Jesus Christ! I like Pinkamena/Pinkie and Fluttershy best. Send me a message if you wanna chat!

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Wish I had more time to write...

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

A young soviet fan who wishes to enlighten a crowd with a woven story and a fanciful illustration or two.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here