time is a crime

Almost There...

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Now with Patreon and Discord! PM, Discord, or Patreon, your choice, for commissions. Ko-Fi is dishonest.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Writing a book is an adventure: It begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." - Sir Winston Churchill

A slightly better than novice writer and a relatively new member to the Mlp Fan-base. Book smart but socially stupid.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

A fellow traveler...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a guy with a thing for romance. Feel free to shoot me a message any time!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Can I speak to the manager?

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

It's Complicated

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Heeeyyyooo! Coco the Bearded and Rosa Gears welcome you to our profile. We hope you enjoy the stories.

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

who me

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.