[center]Bye guys[/center]

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I didn't write any of that.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Makes ponies cry

I'll think of something to say here someday.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

loves tiaras.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."