dirty AiE heathen

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

I don't write.

Just someone who enjoys reading and writing. Hopefully one day, in years to come, i would be able to look back at my work and relive the worlds i tried to create.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

We didn't start the fire.

*Releases a sigh of defeat* Ko-Fi

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

What more can I say? I'm a little guy.

Writing wrongs.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I'm

space is a waste

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Mostly harmless.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Guess whose back?!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Ya know, if I were witty, I would put something clever here. But trust me - I ain't.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Pithy Statement

An alt for porn commissions.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Too much to write; too little time

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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