An ongoing collection of six short stories where mares ask Anon for his hand in marriage. There really isn't much more to it than that.

Pure, undistilled, sugary-sweet wish fulfillment. These short stories are more character studies than anything else, originally written for /rgre/ (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) as vessels to explore their personalities for the purpose of future projects. I also happen to be a sucker for romance, so there's that. Results and quality may vary.
cover image credits to stoic5

Anon, rattled by the realization that it's been a year since his forced displacement to Equestria, takes a solemn stroll throughout the castle late in the night. Memories of a life once lived haunt him, but not for very long - a certain princess with a penchant for innocent mischief simply can't let him remain that way. In kindred spirits, comfort can be found in droves.

This is an old green of mine, circa 2017, touched up and re-written a tad to reflect my current quality of writing. I've had a few people (or just the same guy in /moon/ a couple of times) tell me this is their favorite green that I've written, so I wanted to bring it here and share it with you, too.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/8097
rated T for language
cover art credits to glacierclear

This story is a sequel to Wham Jam Shang-A-Lang

Following the aftermath of Dash's jam prank, a prank war breaks out between her and Anonymous. When both sides escalate to the point of being mean-spirited, they come to an agreement that it needs to be settled sooner rather than later. Luckily, Anon has a perfect solution: a spice gauntlet of catastrophic proportions. Will their emotions cool, or will the overwhelming heat smother the flame of friendship for good?

more rainbro dash. it's good for the soul, you know
rated T primarily for the language and sorta-gross descriptions
cover image credits to Xieril

Just before Rainbow Dash is set to leave on her Equestria-wide Wonderbolts tour, she arranges for a gift to be delivered to Anon. Unbeknownst to him, there are some side effects - all of which are completely intentional.

Written as a sub-2000 word paste jam entry for the /green/ thread on /mlp/. Theme was "jam."
Rated T for mild sexual innuendo and themes.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/10315
Cover image credits to Xieril

Shortly before Anonymous is set to operate his food tent during the Summer Sun Celebration, Twilight comes to him with an urgent request to temporarily assist in reforming the former Queen of the Changelings. He initially refuses, but eventually begrudgingly gives in, choosing to trust Twilight's judgement in spite of his ill feelings toward Chrysalis, who isn't fond of him either. Can friendship and kindness bloom where none is permitted?

set in a wacko universe where Chrysalis tried to invade again after the Season 6 finale
tags and rating are susceptible to change as the story develops

Anon, after a seminar out in Manehattan, is due back home at eight. When he's over an hour late, Twilight starts to overthink things - right up until she hears snow boots crunching outside her front door.

Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/8826
Cover image credits to Hierozaki

Following a superbly successful fashion show, Rarity and her model, Anon, are invited to a night of celebration at a supremely exclusive establishment in the skyline of Manehattan. As it's usually open only to elites and celebrities, the two upstarts feel hopelessly out of depth, but they press on together; after all, no matter how much one's worries may weigh them down, they're bound to drift away in the Cosmos.

Tagged T for profanity, alcohol, and one passing allusion to intimacy.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/8096
Cover image artist unknown, found here: https://derpibooru.org/images/213941

In the midst of a nightmare, you're rescued by Luna, the one you hold most dear. In the moments of beloved stillness thereafter, a threshold is crossed that makes you forget you were ever having a nightmare in the first place.

Tagged T for mild violence in the beginning.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/9171
Cover image credits to Karzahnii

Celestia and Anon, having freshly started dating, spend the morning of Hearth’s Warming together. Cel arrives a little earlier than Anon expects her to, but luckily, she is nothing if not accommodating.

The first of my greentexts to be (amateurishly) translated into prose format.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/9685
Cover image credits to boxu