• Published 12th Apr 2021
  • 1,451 Views, 627 Comments

Good Morning Equestria - Quoterific

Equestria's newest chat show to all creatures

  • ...

PreviousChapters Next
Chapter 44- Pinkamena Diane Pie

"So, Pinkie is just having a moment some counselling-talk sessions with Starlight at the student counsel right now, after that episode she went through last time we aired," Silverstream shivered and turned to Marble, "Is this the first time she went this," She paused, trying to think of the right words, "Berserk?"

Marble sighed and shook her head, then turned to Autumn and motioned for her to lean in. Autumn complied and leaned in so Marble could whisper into her ear. Autumn jerked back in shock at what Marble told her, and the others were interested to hear what she had to say.

"Unfortunately, this isn't the first time she went into this. She once thought that her friends didn't like her parties before, and so made friends with some random objects," Autumn told the group, who were eagerly waiting her answer.

"So that's what she was talking about in our other chats," Gabby sighed, "Does her mind go to these places from time to time?"

Marble whispered in Autumns ears again, "There was also that moment when Rainbow didn't like her pies that much, Applejack told her during their latest Hearth's Warming gathering that she imagined her destroying her pies with laser-eyes for some reason as well."

"Laser-eyes? Seriously?" Silverstream scratched her head in confusion, "That's confusing and random."

"It's Pinkie Pie we're talking about," Autumn rolled her eyes, "Random is her middle name, Pinkie Random Pie." Marble quickly leaned into Autumn who nodded with wide eyes.

"Apparently, her full name is Pinkamena Diane Pie," Autumn quickly quipped. Marble continued to tell them more.

"Then there was that whole thing with the yovidaphone. Remember that thing?" Autumn asked, causing the group to roll their eyes and groan.

"How could we not forget about that thing," Gabby groaned at the mental pain of that cursed instrument.

"Her friends told her she wasn't good at it, but when she lost it she felt unfulfilled without it. She went all down and everything around her seemed to lose its touch," Autumn continued for Marble.

"What do you mean by that?" Silverstream asked Marble.

"Flowers started wilting around her, balloons deflated, her party canon didn't go off as usual and mirrors cracked," Autumn shivered. The others were equally disturbed.

"That's something you don't see everyday," Gabby said. Marble continued to tell more about Pinkie's antics.

"Maud got a letter from her and asked if she could help move her things back home on the Rock Farm so she could move to Yakyakistan to see learn with the masters at it," Autumn told Marble's story.

"Well, I'm just glad her friends managed to bring her back. Her lessons are super fun, despite the occasional randomness, but that's what makes her Pinkie," Silverstream chuckled.

"Pinkie may have her crazy moments, but that doesn't cover up that fact that she can throw a good party. Seriously, Pinkie is one lean-mean-party-planning machine!" Gabby said so.

"I wonder how Starlight is doing with Pinkie Pie right now?"

Meanwhile in Starlight's office...

"I used fake sugar in my latest batch of cakes! And I just wanted a nice costume party! I just invented another random holidays because I haven't planned a party in three days! Three days! I faked Princess Celestia's signature to approve a national cake day as well so Rainbow doesn't get sick of pies all the time! Because you know who Celestia is with cake, right? Right? I once thought Rainbow's mane was actual rainbows and took a lick out of it when she was sleeping by the lake once, and it turned it it tasted like a mane in the first place!"

Starlight sat with her hooves in her ears as Pinkie Pie rambled on like the madmare she is.

"I once had a dream of sleeping on a cotton candy cloud, and Princess Luna went to Discord demanding an explanation. I interrogated Spike to ask what the best jewels are in all of Equestria, but I ended up putting him to sleep with magic sleep crystals! Sleep crystals for Celestia's sake!"

"I want a pay rise," Starlight groaned through gritted teeth.

It was going to be a long day at the office.

PreviousChapters Next