Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I've been meaning to ask, because I'm curious, what are your retirement plans? What about Luna?
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight
Dear Twilight,
I plan on taking it easy over in Silver Shoals.
I cannot, however, say the same for Luna.
Since she spent one thousand years in the moon, she is not retiring, and insists she is going to go on a crusade against what she calls "the woke mob."
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Dear Twilight,
'Tis correct! Sleep is a most important part of life! This wokeness mustn't stand!
-Luna
Don't ask me why, I don't know.
I just thought this up twenty minutes ago and wrote it on my phone.
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That's the spirit, Moonbutt! Go out and kick some ass!
Whenever a new chapter uploads, flip a coin. Heads, it's political commentary; tails, it's dad jokes. Looks like we got tails this time.
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Can't do much else with it at the moment, haven't heard from my co-author in over two months. May have to continue on without him, and if I do that, quality may take a dip.
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And I would also argue that not only is this dad jokes / puns mixed with political commentary, but I also do significant IRL events, such as the Depp/Heard verdict which was ponified in the last chapter.
So the site decided to put an ad for Smithfield pork tenderloin directly after "Dear Twilight," in Celestia's response, and I thought those were her retirement plans.
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Wait, the site puts ads in the story block?
Laaame.
I had no idea, I run AdBlocker all the time.
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Same here.
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I'm not complaining; I love dad jokes. I'm just stating facts.