Warning: Sex tag just for Cloud Kicker's conversations about sex just to be safe. And teen for the Pony swearwords

A Pegasus Pony named Lightning Bolt is really a human. He lands right before Season 1 and learns everything about ponies before the show starts. He gets a job as a weather pony and makes some friends along with having Rainbow Dash as a boss. Determined as he is not to change the show's timeline, little things start changing and soon the fate of Equestria may very well rely on his actions alone.

I have lost interest in this story for now, but I will return to it one day.

Undertale Crossover if you haven't guess yet.
Set before season 3

A long time ago in the ancient land of Equestria there where five known elements that guided the land. Honest, Kindness, Laughter, Loyalty, and Generosity. These where just the ones known.

A thousand years after the Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon she was released. She once again vowed to shroud the land in eternal night.........

She failed

She failed because six ponies banded together and the long lost element of magic was restored, also freeing the lost princess Luna. Peace was returned to the land once more. More threats arose in attempt to destroy Equestria but, each of them were defeated by the six friends.

Now after almost 2,000 years the last element has returned, the pacifist and the fallen child seemingly forever bound. This element has yet to meet her fellow bearers but she will soon because old threats are going to become much more dangerous

When Twilight Stumbles upon a cave on her way Zecora's, she awakens something ancient, in fact its the reason the Everfree forest exists in the first place, so when she wakes up an enormous monstrosity half the size of Ponyville, she isn't expecting it to whine at her for waking it and saying it didn't want to go to school today.

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I'm a human, and I just woke up in this really freakin' weird place. Why the hell does everyone hate me so much?!

anonpencil helped

Narration by Lector Readings

'They say my kind are horrible beings, monsters, predetors, and even terrorists. Well, they're the villians.' -Tristan Cooper, Evolved.

A classic set up of cursed comic con merch. A fan of the [Prototype] series ends up in the Everfree Forest with powers of unimaginable potential.

Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.

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Now with a sequel: The After Days

"Wait, so you're telling me that you 'accidentally' burned down Canterlot Castle and need to stay with me until it's fixed?"
"Let's just say that Cadance kicked us out before we even showed up."

Celestia "accidentally" burns down Canterlot Castle, forcing her and Luna to stay in Twilight's castle until it's rebuilt. Let's just say that Cadance said "No"

Best shitpost story ever

Featured 1/1/15.

Revived after like 6 years lol.

"You" are Anon, and you can't understand a bloody thing these little horses are saying. It doesn't help that you're only ten. Oh well, at least they're nice. Especially the queen horse, Celestia. At least that's what you think her name is. Anyway, she's awfully cuddly, always hugging you or some such. Honestly it's nice and all, but you are starting to wonder just why she is so affectionate...

Was bumbling around /mlp/ and made a thing. You might enjoy it, you might not, it's here either way.

*EDIT* Now with sequel: Bridging Words.

Featured May 10 2016, thank you so much!

For Rainbow Dash, seeing is believing. When her friend Twilight Sparkle told her that "electricity is harmful to humans with enough likelihood that you should definitely not zap Anon with lightning bolts", she didn't listen. After all from the two of them, it was Dash who saw more creatures zapped with lightning. Most of those occurrences were her doing as well. And so she decided to knock down two apples with one stone - teach her book loving friend a lesson about who the real weather expert is, and cure the local oddity that was Anonymous the Human from his irrational fear. Oh, and of course have a blast doing it.

Things don't exactly go according to her plan however, and she ends up creating a bigger mess than she could comprehend - not only for herself and her target, but also a certain somepony who will have to abandon her ancient traditions and improvise on the spot.

Formerly marked mature for uncouth language and the death theme. I now have an actual 'death' tag though, so I dropped it down.

Merithorical proofreading and non-constructive feedback: Anoridan and Void Whisperer
Nitpicking and comma insertion: abronie

Pinkie keeps trying to throw Anon a Welcome to Our World party. Anon keeps getting injured during her attempts. But this time she totally has everything perfect. Nothing can go wrong.

Right?

Written as a patron fic request.