Human in Pony's clothing

by TheDawsonator1


Entry #2

It’s now only a day until the Summer Sun Celebration, which means Twilight Sparkle is here! I’ve done my part in setting up for the celebration, which funnily enough was the library, let me tell you right now, HOLY BUCK IT'S UNTIDY AND UNORGANIZED!! GAASSSSSSPP! I'm not joking, if you though Rainbow Dash giving me a lecture about being on time was the end of ponykind as you know it, than you think this will be the end of the universe.

Rainbow decided to give us the day off weather duties today, as she’ll clear the last of the clouds…which aren’t done at all, she’s slacking off! Anyway, Cloud Kicker and I along with Firefly, Sky High and Simple Breeze are off to arrive early for Pinkie Pie's welcome party to Twilight

Twilight will be fine, she’s got five friends and that’s including my boss she gets to make friends with and set off into the Everfree Forest and collect the Elements and save Equestria! I’m a bit jealous myself but deep down I know I wouldn’t be able to do the adventure anyways.

I’ve already decided not to interfere with events as they happen, I won’t the cause of Equestria’s damnation by telling the Mane six the future or interfering with it unless absolutely necessary.

I’ll just kick back and relax, enjoy myself, there's no reason for me to worry about anything because every little thing will be alright…


“Lightning Bolt! Will you hurry up! We’re gonna go without you!” Cloud Kicker called through the door
“Hold your horses! I’m coming!” I said as I rushed to the door giving a slight chuckle at my wit.

I opened the door to see Cloud Kicker, Sky High, Firefly and Simple Breeze at the door waiting for my slow flank.

Simple Breeze is a mare that controls the wind flowing around Ponyville, which always tends to be calm around here unless a need for a storm arises. and Simple Breeze is good at that thing! She’s dating Sky High for a month now and they honestly look good together.

Sky High is the only stallion friend I know, his talent is his natural resistance to the high altitude pressure. See, most Pegasi including Rainbow Dash can only go a certain height before the air grows too thin and they cannot sustain the height for long or risk fainting due to lack of oxygen in their lungs. Sky High can go much higher and stay longer at heights most Pegasi can’t. He’s also quite an endurance kind of pony whereas a Pony like Rainbow Dash is more a sprint kind of pony. Ironically enough, he has a ground job at a club on the outskirts of Ponyville.

Now these two aren't like besties like CK and I, but they're friends and that's what's important. And besides we don't get to see to much of each other thanks to other commitments and such so it's nice to get together.


6:00PM, Golden Oak Library...

So here I was, in the library waiting for Twilight Sparkle to show up so we can surprise her with the welcome to Ponyville party. Like it or not she's gonna get one and one does not simply enter Ponyville without a welcome party.

"She's coming! She's Coming!" Pinkie said excitedly as the lights went off and we all closed our mouths.
"I am so sorry, how did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs his sleep" No doubt that was Twilight who just said that
"No I don't-Whoa!" Spike began to protest but a sound of him falling off could be heard.
"Aww, wook at dat, he's so sweepy he can't keep his widdle balance" Twilight said, acting as though Spike really was a baby dragon.
"Poor thing, we must simply get you to bed" Fluttershy carried Spike and came through the door only for Twilight to block her and grab Spike.
"Yes, yes we'll get right on that, well g'night!" Twilight said hastily to get rid of Fluttershy as fast as possible.
"Huh, rude much?" I could tell Spike gave Twilight a frown while saying that.
"I'm sorry Spike, but I have to convince the Princess that Nightmare Moon is returning and we're running out of time! I just need to be alone so I can study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time! Now, where's the light?" Twilight explained herself to Spike.

3...2...1...FLICK!


SURPRISE MOTHERBUCKER!! I mean uh...

"SURPRISE!!" everypony yelled as the light switch yelled on and the pair of them had a huge surprised look.

2 Minutes later...

The five us were in conversation in a group when suddenly Twilight's hair and mane went on fire and she rushed off upstairs to her bed, of course she didn't realize she drank hot sauce in which Pinkie dunked some over a cupcake and ate it. No surprise she loved the extra "icing".

Well I got nothing better to do, so we may as well enjoy ourselves...


5:55 AM, Summer sun Celebration…

The five of us had taken our places at the town hall to watch the Summer Sun Celebration where Celestia raises the sun. Of course nopony but Twilight and myself knew about Nightmare Moon. But what Twilight didn't know is that she was going to making her entrance any moment now…

“I’m so excited! I’ve never been so excited! Except for the time I met you and I was like GAAASSSSSP! But really, who could top that?” I heard Pinkie Pie say excitedly to Twilight, whom was 3 ponies to my left.

Mayor Mare was now heading on stage to announce Princess Celestia's appearance, any second now…

“Filles and Gentlecolts! We are gathered here today to…” Mayor Mare started her speech.
‘Oh god here it comes, just stay out of the way and you’ll be fine!’ I thought to myself, I needed to remain calm as she may be dangerous in reality.
“…who raises the sun, Princess Celestia!” Mayor Mare announced as Rarity opened the curtains.

No Princess appeared, much to the surprise of everypony except me.

“She’s gone!” Rarity gasped dramatically.

GAAAAAAASSSSSP!

“Ooh, she’s good!” Pinkie Pie said in awe of Celestia’s superior hiding skills (if you are not in awe then you will be banished!).

From out behind the curtains, Bluey-Purple smoke appeared in the form of Nightmare Moon, and let me tell you she’s creepy as buck! In the show she looked generic but she’s creepy in real life! She gives off that vibe that makes your fur stand on end, her teeth are more pronounced and razor sharp! Her eyes scanned over the crowd and as they scanned over me I felt as though my soul was being pierced by her eyes, and I got the hugest shiver but I looked around to see I wasn't the only one.

So Nightmare Moon started to talk her monologue, and her voice was evil as BUCK!! And her laugh was actually Badflank! But then comes the big one…

“The night shall last forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!” Nightmare laughed as she summoned lightning for dramatic effect.

I was so fixed on Nightmare Moon and her evil laughing that I didn’t notice Cloud Kicker clearly having enough and charged at her…UH OH! NOT GOOD!!

“CLOUD KICKER, NO!!” I yelled as I jumped to stop her attacking Nightmare Moon.
“Out of my way, Foal!” Nightmare said as she shot a lightning bolt directly into Cloud Kicker’s chest knocking her back into me into the ground with CK on top of me.
“BOLTY!” Firefly cried
“CLOUD KICKER!” Sky High and Simple Breeze yelled

Nightmare Moon then turned to purple mist and exited the town hall, Twilight of course was going straight to her library to get answers about the Elements, she’ll be fine. My friend took a full bolt to the chest and I don’t know if it’s fatal, it doesn't look bad from where I'm looking but I do know she’s unconscious and I ain't leaving her.

“Owww…I feel like I got tackled by a Minotaur” I groaned in pain.
“Well you just got a mare thrown into you at a speed of 25 windpower approximately” Sky High said, how he figured that speed is beyond me.
“Smartflank!” I groaned as I got out from under Cloud Kicker, a white pony I knew as Nurse Redheart came to inspect Cloud Kicker’s damage

Now, my best Pony friend was down unconscious because of that Nightmare. But that’s the least of my worries right now, not that CK's health wasn't important to me but dread filled me of the number 1 spot of worries.

In the original show, 3 Pegasi Royal Guards had attacked Nightmare Moon under Mayor Mare’s orders but got blast away by bolts of lightning, instead Cloud Kicker charged at Nightmare Moon. That wasn’t meant to happen! Which means my worst fear may be realized by this one tiny detail! I’ve been careful but clearly I must of stuffed something up!

'Oh no! This cannot be happening right now!' I thought to myself in fear.

Ponyville medics had brought Cloud Kicker to the hospital within the next 2 minutes, I ran back to my house, I needed some time alone…