//------------------------------// // Entry #15 // Story: Human in Pony's clothing // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// Man I’m tired but really comfortable, wanna know why? Cause I now have a marefriend and she’s sleeping in bed with me. No we didn’t have sex, what? We’re not going into it that fast, we’re gonna take it slow that a moment will come up and then we’ll all be like buck it, let’s do it right now! So right now, Firefly snuggling into me like I’m a teddy bear, normally that would be weird but it isn’t now, no drunk from cider, no need to bail out of the apartment, it feels juuuuuust right! Now all we need is Cloud Kicker to get a coltfriend or a marefriend and we’ll all be coupled, HA! Like that’s ever going happen! She’s too obsessed with sexual adventures to even consider settling down with somepony else for more than a week. Yep, still comfortable on this bed, nothing can make me get out this bed with Firefly, except maybe the need to pee all the sudden and definitely not the- KNOCK KNOCK! And I just had to open my mouth, probably Cloud Kicker and 10 bits says she was watching the entire date just for a laugh. I left Firefly still sleeping to go answer the door at like 7:00am. So I opened the door to find Cloud Kicker there waiting expectantly, she also looked like she just got out of bed with another pony no doubt, assuming she had time to. “So…” CK started “So what?” I replied “How did the date go?” CK asked “Pretty decent if I say so myself, she’s upstairs having a nice sleep” I replied “Nice dude, did you do it together?” CK hit my shoulder “Uh the sex, no, we just slept together and shared one awesome kiss” I said Awkward level: 30% and rising. Cloud Kicker than grabbed me and shaked me around like some ragdoll. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T HAVE SEX WITH HER?” Kicker shouted “Hey not so loud! We’re taking it slow and steady Kicker, and besides we were tired as buck and her house is on the other side of town so I let her stay with me and we were having a nice sleepy snuggle until you came in barging at 7 in the morning like a complete flankhole” I replied back “Oh it had better happen so help me” CK shot back “Hey relax Kicker, we’re together now, are you not happy? You’ve been hinting I liked her and you set us up on this blind date’ I asked “Yes that, but I’d of thought you would of…you know…” CK started “Cloud Kicker, just because you have sex with everypony you bed does not mean everypony does that as well” I shot her a deadpan look The door to my bedroom opened and Firefly came out, she was awake and she shared our mane having the out of bed look. “Hi sweetie, Hi Cloud Kicker” Firefly greeted “Hello my awesome Firefly” I said back Seriously, I’m talking like that? What do couples sudden develop this language when they get together? Better talk this out with her once Kicker is gone. “Urgh, Hi Firefly” CK said, not amused by the “love talk” “So, what’s up today?” I asked “Well, it’s the weekend and maybe we could go watch a movie or go swimming in the lake” Firefly suggested “Perhaps” I said So basically, we did go to a movie, a pretty bad one at that, and can you guess what genre it was from? Romance, it’s like they can’t do a good romance movie anymore. Who am I to talk, I’m just some pony in a amateur fan-fiction by a guy on his 5th and most successful attempt at this gig. CRACK! Anypony just hear that cracking noise? Anyway, a couple of episodes pass and I can honestly imagine Iron Will being a motivational speaker back on Earth, I’d pay to see that! But Flutterbitch scares me, the shy, quiet Pegasus became an angry monster that was not to be bucked with! I visited the library in time for Future Twilight and I made a joke about her coming back to the past to tell her to get laid but that ruined the plot so a future me came and prevented me from doing that, shame, all the funny jokes are the most harmful ones. When Hurricane Fluttershy came along, us Pegasi had to tornado water up to Cloudsdale which makes no sense at all but whatever, Cloud Kicker’s wingpower was a 9, Firefly was a 12 and I was a 12.4 making me the fastest of our group, they don’t call me Lightning Bolt for nothing. So nothing happened too much over the few weeks, Firefly and I were together as much as a couple could be, Cloud Kicker was still having sexual adventures like she usually does and the Mane Six were all just fine, so everything’s alright for now and the night is pretty- WHACK! Somepony had hit Lightning Bolt from behind, knocking him out cold, the perpetrator were two creatures of black coats and blue eyes, no pupils could be seen, their wings were insect-like and they had fangs showing from their teeth. “The human has been knocked out” one creature said “Yes, we must take him to the queen, she will love this” the other said as he inspected the knocked out pony “Well we better hurry up, the queen wants the “Human” pony thing for some important purpose” First creature looked around real quick for any observers “As soon as the replacement gets here” Second creature said to his partner “Already here” a third creature joined the scene Another one of these creatures had joined the pair, identical looking as the other two, he transformed his shape into the knocked out pony, looking like him in exactly every way, cutie mark included as well as voice and expression. The two creatures dragged the unconscious pony away from the scene leaving no trace anything ever happened and the replacement took the role of the pony that was knocked out and continued as though nothing had happened.