What is this obsession with Music being used a weapon? Why do these creators suddenly want to turn stuff you listen to into a weapon of mass destruction? Seriously I saw a cartoon with hedgehogs shooting beams out of Guitars, pianos and the occasional earth-shaking drum! (Sonic Underground…don’t ask…)
I guess emotions also suffer this, Love can make a super wave of changeling-smiting epicness, hate powers you up and such.
But yeah, if any instruments shoot any beams or anything like that, I’m gonna be pissed!
I just realize something, where did Twilight get those Pajamas? I don’t recall her going to a store or Pinkie giving her any. Why am I questioning all this? I should know by now not to, but the logical side of me keeps rising to question such things like why is a mare that has a talent of magic uses logic?
Did I learn nothing from Feeling Pinkie Keen? Next I’ll be figuring out the Pinkie Sense somehow.
But yes, it’s time for High school…again…why couldn’t this universe be the Gender-swap Universe or the Evil doesn’t exist here Universe or even the universe where all males are subjected to sex by females and then death by Snu-Snu or whatever it was…at least I’ll die a satisfied man.
Spike was forced into the backpack again…can’t have three certain girls kidnapping him. The girls were beside me along with Sunset Shimmer who was awkwardly at the back. And there’s me just chilling with Sunset Shimmer in the back as we form the Super epic Rainbow Squad of DEATH!!! All we need to do is find a Starman and get all rainbow-ish and the music and ain’t nobody gonna fuck with us…for about 15 seconds anyway.
But yeah, you know that feeling where the survivors of a Zombie movie walk into a place full of zombies just walking around doing their zombie wandering thing they do when nobody is around? (Has anyone else wondered what these zombies do when no humans are around? Like what happens after the last human goes? Are they damned for eternity or do they just start dropping one day or as soon as the last one perishes?) Yeah, that’s what it felt like as we walked through, everybody was giving death stares as they walked around.
So, haters gonna hate as we walk through to prepare Operation: Blast Rainbow Beam into some bitches with the power of music! How this works? I dunno, did Disney take over Hasbro while I was gone?
I decided to go off on my own for a while, a yeah not a good idea but what they gonna do?
So I walk down the hall of arguments and I bump into the Sirens of all people…great!
“If it ain’t the Sirens” I started
“I know you, one of those Equestrains…yet you feel different” Aria says
“I am indeed different to the ponies, though I am not one of these humans” I said honestly
“Doesn’t matter, you’re gonna be part of our feast anyway” Adiago says
“Yeah, you feed on hate instead of love like the Changelings, whoopty-doo! What? Do you have a hive you feed as well?” I mocked
“Don’t relate us to those failures, they couldn’t get love if they were offered it on a silver platter” Sonata rolled her eyes at the mention of Changelings
“Yeah, and you aren’t doing much better you know, really? These humans, any drunk shmuck could take over this school. Sunset Shimmer literally did it with her eyes closed and her hands tied behind her back when she was evil. I could do it without moving a muscle if I wanted to” I replied back
“We are only here for the Equestrian magic, it’s been so long since we tasted the delicacy of Equestrian Magic” Adagio says
“You DO realize there was a portal there the whole time that opened every 30 moons right?” I asked
“What?” Aria looks confused
They didn’t know about the portal? HA! Priceless! I think I’ll enjoy toying with them…
“And that’s your first mistake, Sirens. You walked into a battle without the required field knowledge” I gave a smile of satisfaction
“Who cares? That Starswirl got in our way and set us here!” Sonata said angrily
“Yeah, he did some things alright, but you never bothered to find a way back and that’s your second mistake, you villains will never learn! You got to do what is necessary to secure your victory. Right now you’re doing an appalling job at it, if I were you, I would of kept an eye on the Equestrians like Sunset Shimmer did, she even used this world’s technology to her advantage. Chances are they have already found a way to beat you because you let them do so” I said
“ENOUGH!” Aria says angrily as she advanced on me
Aria attempts to punch me in which, I block her fist and force it into Sonata who rushed in and then pushed Aria into Adagio. Too easy!
“And that was your third mistake, attempting to fight me when you know nothing about me. For all you know I could be a god in disguise, and I’ll have you know my high schooling was spent in fights with bullies that got knocked out easily, I can take 4 bullies at once without a sweat. I have also battled a magic-absorbing god long enough for his defeat to come. I know how to fight. But this is merely a lesson in humiliation and a welcome to high school. Your defeat will come soon, I’m just here the show after all” I said as I shook my head
I turned away and started walking the direction I came from, now if I had a cloak I could swing back, it would be badass as hell!
Someone might say I’m a bully. Maybe, but let it be a lesson. Don’t fuck with me! You throw a punch at me, it’s no more Mr. Nice Bolty! Oh and let’s just say Bullies try me, I learned how to fight in my high school days. I do not start fights until someone throws the first punch.
Well, I do believe it’s time for the internet and I to reunite once more…