Human in Pony's clothing

by TheDawsonator1

Entry #46

Fate has chosen me to take over the fight it seems, it accepted my transformation into an Alicorn, once this is over I’ll be half an Alicorn which, I’ll just have to learn to live with but this is for the greater good. One thing I must prevent is etched in my mind.

Tirek MUST. GO. DOWN!

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“Are you just about time with your nap time or are we going to fight?” Tirek asked
“I’m ready, the question is, are you?” I replied

Oh, this power is so being kicking me to be used! Use us Bolty! Seriously, I can feel the power much like an electric wave going over me.

I looked over the Twilight who seemed to happy it worked but I cannot leave her in such pain like that, especially even with this power my chances of winning are incredibly low due to certain factors. So I charged a bit of healing magic into her legs and wings, of course there is only so much you can do with simple magic without operation or harmony beams but at least her legs and wings won’t be on fire.

“T-Thanks” Twilight muttered
“You’re welcome” I said

I looked at Tirek and he seemed to have had enough of waiting and charged at me in which I shot a beam at him that him back a few.

“Not too bad, Gavin. But that weak beam will have to do better to defeat me!” Tirek said
“Look pal, are we here to judge my battle skills or are we actually going to fight?” I asked
“Eager to lose? I guess there’s no sense in waiting it out, I hope you said your prayers!” Tirek said
“Yeah, my first prayer is that you go die in a hole, the second one was the daily one just to please the Christian gods if they even exist, the third was the pony gods and the fourth was to the sex god who for some reason is denying me my loss of virginity and finally the fifth was to the shipping gods, basically the most important of all gods” I joked
“Your jokes won’t save you” Tirek said
“Who said I was joking? Those were actual prayers, especially the last one but before we begin our battle I have just one question, do you like cupcakes?” I asked with an evil grin
“Cupcakes? Why on earth would I want Cupcakes?” Tirek asked confused
“Oh no reason” I said

I charged straight for Tirek as we begin our battle, he dodged me as I should of known a bit better that to charge for a front on attack as soon as possible. Tirek attempted I couple of swipes which I dodged.

This process went on for about 5 minutes when I started to notice something, Tirek is slightly more powerful than me but his weakness is that he is slower than me which his attacks and dodging. Which means if I could use that advantage for myself, I can get to knock this bastard into the moon!

So, Tirek can be strong all he likes but as long as I am able to dodge, he won’t inflict any damage. But it won’t be simple as that but any small advantage I can scavenge will go a long way even if this whole fight is merely as distraction.

Yes, that’s my plan: I gave the stone to Twilight as a replacement key and I meant that friendship by the way. I noticed she disappeared for the Everfree while we are fighting, my magic healed her a bit, but she was limping there and I hope nothing dangerous goes her way. Celestia would freaking rip my head off and do bowling with it and chuck into the sun and I don’t think I could live with it.

Anyway, Since Tirek only needed to stop one key from happening to win, I supplied a replacement key but no doubt he already knows about the tree due to his escape last time from the rainbow beam of Friendship! So he might catch on which is why I must buy time and keep him fully concentrated on me as I know I can’t win this fight over him due to inexperience and slightly underpowered compared to his.

I dodged another punch and shot a bomb his direction which just missed.

“Come on, Gavin! What were you shooting at?” Tirek mocked
“Oh like you were Mr. Crackshot! I didn’t think you could hit the ground if you tried with that aim, I could no scope a guy across the map sooner than you would hit said ground” I shot back
“It matters not! You still can’t beat me, I removed you KEY to victory so the speak, so your puny little rainbow won’t save you now!” Tirek scoffed
“Well using magical artifacts to defeat villains is so overdone anyway, when was the last time ponies won with their strength alone? No, all we do is rely on mystical artifacts to do the job for us, seriously you'd think the villains would just have to steal one and we'd be screwed” I quipped
“Yet you take four Alicorns to be able to match me” Tirek countered
“Hello kettle, I am pot, you’re black! Mr. Steals-everypony’s-magic-one-by-one” I made a good point
“There’s no shame in taking what you need to get the advantage over your enemy” Tirek said
“And yet you criticize me for doing the exact same thing you did really. I think you are one of those guys that say something should not be done but it’s suddenly okay when they do it, in other words: A Big bucking hypocrite and everypony knows it!” I said to him

Oh that’s two burns Tirek, you jumped right into the fire there, I didn’t have to push you into the fire either!

“And what about you, Gavin? You’re one as well” Tirek pointed out
“Yeah I will admit it, we’re all hypocrites here! It is really just a game to see who you can get to trust you while to start convincing as many people as possible that your lies are the truth while you work to expose other people’s lies. Face it, this world and mine are a lot more like each other than one would think” I said
“And do tell Gavin, how do you figure that out?” Tirek asks
“Trust me, I know. For starters, did you know that at least half the towns in Equestria are literally pony puns of earth names? Manehattan is a pony pun of Manhattan, Canterlot goes of Camelot, Fillydelphia is based of Philadelphia and funny thing is, those are all American places with the exception on Camelot which is just medieval fairy tales about some destined-to-be king that pulls a sword out of a rock and wins a fair lady’s heart” I explained

Man those are some memories, now all those classics are parodied to tartarus now, it’s honestly boring now. Ah I could go on forever about all the classics if it weren’t for the Evil magic-stealing god in front of me.

“Urgh, whatever! You talk too much, now just die already!” Tirek got bored of my rambling it seems
“But talking takes 75% of the fight” I protested
“ENOUGH!” Tirek really had enough

Well back to the fight…or end it on a cliffhanger CAUSE I AM SO SADISTIC!!!! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! (play that laughing scene with Dr Evil in it for some visual appeal)

To be conclutinued…(Yes I know that’s not a word but I just get Nervacited when I do cliffhangers and wait for the next chapter...oh wait...I am meant to be writing it!)…

Author's Note:

No, I didn't forget about the fic, i got addicted to Destiny! Oh and curse you loot! You give the good crap to people who don't deserve it! All I get are shards i can get anywhere else RFOUHFSIGHIAUGIUGFIGUIFG! All right now that is out of my system Have a great Halloween...Nightmare Night...we Australians really don't celebrate it so yeah, you Americans have fun with the slutty nurses, maids and all that...lucky bastards! But yeah, you knock on my door for Trick or Treat, i will Trick you into submission and you will be my slave...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This was the laugh i was thinking of BTW...

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[Amethyst Blade]

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Shipping god is in consideration mode.

[Admiral Q Ponyform]

note that original timeline Chrysalis was defeated by pony power.

[Altered Giratina]

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