Human in Pony's clothing

by TheDawsonator1

Entry #27

High School, it’s one of those places you should never have to return, yet here I am in a high school in some Pony-Human Hybrid world to make sure a crown gets back safely or we’re all fucked! Oh yeah and I can swear properly now although I should refrain from doing it near teachers, the last thing I want is detention and I’ve gotten like a bazillion those back on Earth.

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Man, is this what American High Schools really look like? What? I don’t know since I’m Australian thank you very much and if you make a “Put a shrimp on the Barbie” joke or any of that crap, I will happily skin you alive, well angrily and extremely over the top, but what's the difference right?

So many people passed me I could recognize due to their hairstyle and colours. I found Derpy with a muffin, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, Cloud Chaser, even saw a glimpse of Trixie.

BUMP!

OW! What the hell? I found my self on the ground and so did another girl apparently, nice one jackass, I can’t even look where I go!

“Owww….” The girl groaned
“Ow, you alright?” I asked
“Yeah…” she said

The girl was sporting a fire red colour on her skin and clothes and her mark was a firefly…that sounds really familiar….

“Say, I’ve never seen you before, what’s your name?” She asked me
“Lightning Bolt” I said my pony name
“I’m Firefly, pleased to meet you” she said

OH SHIT! SHE’S FIREFLY! Don’t Blush! Don’t Blush!

WARNING: Heat Rising in Sector Head 3-3 and 3-9, initiate cool down procedures, Recommended options: GTFO!!!!

“G-Good to meet you” I stuttered
“You too, well I’ll see you around” Firefly said going to opposite way as me

I kept looking at her back as she went down the hall and disappeared around the corner. Please tell me I’m not developing a crush already for the Human Firefly! Nah, maybe it’s just I love Pony Firefly so much it’s muscle memory or something…but damn she's hot!

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So, that happened, and I just explored the school just to prevent thoughts on the Human Firefly, would it be cheating if I developed a crush for this world’s version of her? Technically the same person but techinically ain’t, AHHHHH this shit is weird! Why do these things never make any sense?

I just like having hands back, don’t get me wrong, being a pony is awesome and all but I just miss hands and running around, shame we can’t keep the wings though. But at least I get to do things with them, pleasurable things I haven’t done in about a year.

I should go check on Twilight, just in case she accidently screwed things up.

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So I find Twilight…getting confronted by Sunset Shimmer, AWW HELL NO! That bitch is not getting away with nothing, so I step in

“…sending her prized student to get the crown back? What a joke!” Sunset insulted Twilight
“Just like you, Shimmy” I popped around the corner
“Who are you? Go away!” Sunset shouted at me
“It’s funny you know? The so-called queen of this school has to confront a girl in a badly lit locker room just to do things, like honestly, no one can face anyone in broad daylight anymore. And seriously? You stole a Magical Crown from it’s rightful owned and you didn’t expect someone to come after you? Are you sure you’re even up for this? Maybe Sunset Shimmer isn’t what she says she is” I taunted
“Shut up, worthless maggot” Sunset retorted
“Oh no mommy, the big bad Sunset Shimmer called me a “worthless maggot”! Please help me! AHAHAHA! That hurt as much as youtube comment. I mean, a baby could come up with better insults, well beside the whole sleep with your mother stuff they spew out nowerdays” I continued on mocking her
“SHUT UP!” Sunset threw a punch and I blocked it
“Easy there, wouldn’t want Principal Celestia to find out your plans would we?” I said
“Laugh all you want, but you’ll get what’s coming to you, and you too, Twilight Sparkle, you both will wish you never set foot here, I know this place better than you” Sunset regained her composure
“That’s where you’re wrong, I know this world like the back of my hand.” I said simply
“Keep telling yourself that, by tomorrow, you’ll be ashamed to show your face around here” Sunset laughed to herself

Yeah, keep telling yourself that asshole, but I won that argument and there goes the theory that you can’t win an argument against a woman. Oh well, messing with her was fun though, let’s face it, she deserved it.

“Lightning, what did you just do?” Twilight asked
“Pissing off Sunset Shimmer and damn it felt good” I said

What? I just wanted to give her a taste of what it felt like and besides, I have had that happen to me all my schooling life so I deserve to know the other side. Maybe I went over the top, but I enjoyed doing it, arrest me officer for I am guilty!

But I know tomorrow, Twilight will learn the internet, it’s a good thing she doesn’t truly know, she got off pretty easy! I may of pissed off Sunset Shimmer a little too much but she can’t do nothing without the crown…yet…

Author's Note:

I DIDN'T PUT ONE OF THESE LAST CHAPTER! THE STORY IS RUUUUUIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEED! RUINED I TELL YOU! Just joking

But yeah, I still liked the movie, but damn I wanted to slap Sunset Shimmer in the god damn face i almost did it to the computer screen. I sort of wanted Bolty to be a bit of an asshole because hey, who hasn't wanted to be a tad asshole-ish and/or evil at one point in their lives?

Comments

[Amethyst Blade]

Eh, I know I wanted to be sorta like that...mainly because I have a secret desire of world domination.

[Admiral Q Ponyform]

I was kind of hoping he run into the human Twilight. That was one of the things they never addressed in the movie. Where was Human Twilight and Sunset?

[Frankie2]

Lightning Bolt, you do realize by confronting Sunset Shimmer, you altered the storyline and may have f*cked everything up?

[TheDawsonator1]

4860018 Good question, I'd of assumed they would either be at another school and maybe the Pony Sunset got rid of the Human Sunset to avoid her secret getting out, that's just theory after al

[Charedfirescale]

lol

[akarock]

4861595 In the movie, from what I remember human Pinkie Pie mentions that the human Twilight lives on the other side of town. I would assume that she would go to a different school there.

[redtap]

4861595 A game theory...
And also Whoo! Australia FTW!! Makes the story so much better now that he isn't the usually american dude... now I wanna read one of a jamaican or kiwi or something like that.
He has to say "That's not a search engine... THAT'S a search engine" and bring up Google or something

[ShadowShrike]

CURSE YOU FOR SAYING "put a shrimp on the barbie"!! BARBECUED SHRIMP SOUNDS SO GOOD!!!

I AM HUNGRY.

Now thinking of shrimp. aka Food

Mmmm Barbecued shrimp is good <>_,<>

Also, Did a joke.