//------------------------------// // Entry #52 // Story: Human in Pony's clothing // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// There is one thing about the MLP villains, and that is their lack of foresight and overlooking one important detail (Can you imagine Daring Do’s rival, I forget his name winning only to find Celestia kicking his flank?). See when it comes to villains, I take a no nonsense approach like with the Dazzilings, I beat them fair and square in a conversation and they got mad because they lost and got put in the ground and humiliated more. But I fail to see an evil motive other than feeding…so what is their plan if it isn’t just feeding? Best be on our guard, the cornered pups always pull the dirty tricks… Ahhh internet…I missed you! I wish we could stay together forever and NO I AM NOT HUGGING THE SCREEN AND KISSING IT! YOU’RE DELUSIONAL, READER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ABOUT-TO-BE BROKEN FOURTH WALL!! Anyway, it was fun looking up Youtube, Facebook and maybe a bit of Tumblr (No the Author doesn’t have a tumblr, he just looks casually at it to look at photos as he scrolls down a page! There is a difference) Oh and get this, they have Star Wars in EQ! Can you imagine ponies with Lightsabers? Oh that would be epic! Maybe I should ask Discord when I’m back if he can summon Lightsabers and we shall have a duel! Meanwhile in the Star Wars version of My Little Pony… Twilight and Trixie were having a lightsaber duel as their weapons were clashing with each other via magic. “You can’t win, Trixie! If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” Twilight says to her opponent “Horseapples! If Trixie strike you down, you’ll be deader than Cloud Kicker’s virginity!” Trixie retorted “Yeah, but with me gone you’ll have to answer to the Princesses AND the angry Bronies!” Twilight replied “Then perhaps we should settle with this a traditional Magic duel!” Trixie says, keeping her eyes locked with Twilight’s. “No, this lightsaber duel is awesome!” Twilight said “Agreed, EN GARDE!” Trixie says Trixie then swings her lightsaber at Twilight as Twilight blocks it as the battle continues… Yeah, that would be the best thing ever if that were a real universe. God, I wish Equestria had internet…for me only that is. “Lightning!” I hear Spike come up to me running “Hey Spike, what’s up? Where’s Twilight?” I asked “She’s uh…sort of…” Spike started “She and her friends got kidnapped didn’t they?” I asked dully “Yes” Spike lowered his head “I thought so, let’s go save the girls and make rainbow beams” I said as I got up Typical Dazzlings, the old chuck the protagonist out of the competition, I’ll bet they probably got Trixie to do it too! I can smell her inflated ego stink from here! So anyway, Spike lead me and Vinyl who wasn’t brainwashed due to head phones. Modern Music: 1 Classical: 0 So we were at the door when something strange happened…I don’t know how to explain it. One minute I was the door, the next I see Trixie on the floor smashing the ground with a guitar as one was also in my hands and a game akin to Guitar Hero. What happened? I don’t remember Trixie being here, and I don’t remember opening to door to get Twilight and friends out. You know what, I don’t care (Maybe the Author got lazy with this crappy sequel). Let’s just finish this thing and go home. Soooo…spoiler alert! The Rainbooms totally kicked the Sirens’ asses into the next Alicorn Ascension ritual (Don’t know how that works but it just does). So here’s how It went, Rainbooms went back, did a band contest with music at the same time as the Sirens, Sunset Shimmer joined in and then they did the Super-Special-Awesome-Dynamite-Platinum Rainbow Attack! And destroyed their pendants and the Sirens can’t sing for shit just like Justin Beiber...actually I take that back, they can sing better than Justin Beiber. World is saved and peace is restored to the land and then they all live happily ever after…until the next movie undoubtedly comes. In the mean time, my troubles were coming in the form of a human version of my girlfriend…gulp… “LIGHTNING BOLT!” Firefly shouted “GAH!” I jumped as her shouts pierced my ears “YOU HAVE SOME NERVE SHOWING YOUR FACE BACK HERE AFTER YOU DITCHED ME!” Firefly shouted I see Firefly holding a huge hammer…uh fucking oh! “Hey hey, let’s be reasonable here, the portal was closing and I didn’t mean it and please don’t hurt me! I whimpered “You will pay for leaving me at the fall formal!” Firefly shouted in her demon voice “AHHHHHHHHH!” I screamed as I ran for it AHHHHHHHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME! MY HUMAN VERSION OF MY GIRLFRIEND IS ATTACKING ME WITH A GIANT HAMMER WITHOUT ANY LOSS TO HER SPEED, WHICH MAKES NO SENSE! AHHHHHHH!!! TO THE PORTALMOBILE!!!