//------------------------------// // Entry #30 // Story: Human in Pony's clothing // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// You know, I got one question. Why is a straight answer so hard? I mean, say you ask a question, why does there need to be so many complicated answers? Why can’t we just get the answer we want and be done with it? Such is a case with Discord, ask him a question and you’ll get crap thrown at you. Especially if your name Twilight Sparkle. Oh speaking of Twilight, she’s in Canterlot learning how to fly from Rainbow Dash, I had to self-teach myself how to fly, it took a while but I learned how. So it was once again the Summer Sun Celebration, basically over a year since I’ve been looking out for the timeline and any deviance that could seriously alter Equestria’s fate. This time it was being held in Canterlot…duh! That means it’s time for Season 4. Three guesses what the weather is? Go on! Guess! Yes, it’s sunny again! How have we not droughted this land to death? It should be drier that Saddie Arabia right now with this amount of sun. “Gee, Cloud Kicker, can we make it rain for once?” I asked CK “I wish Bolty, but Rainbow Dash is in charge remember?” CK replied “Oh yeah, I kinda forgot as I haven’t been to my job in 6 chapters or something. (I’m too lazy to check)” I said lazily not checking the story CRACK!!! “How in tartarus do you still have money?” CK asked “Well I cashed in a few favors from Princess Cadence for help saving her flank back in Season 2 and I won like 2000 bits in a lottery, not that much to be honest, besides, Heroism doesn't pay all the bills” I explained “Nice Bolty, by the way, where’s Firefly?” CK asked “Oh she’s uh training” I said “What for?” CK questioned “For the moment when we can finally get some action without some random thing cockblocking us every 5 seconds” I said, remembering all those times. “Dude, you have the worse sex luck ever” CK pointed out “Well at least I have a mare, there are many ponies and humans out there that don’t even have a love life at all (Like the poor author! Ladies, please help a brother out!)” I said A moment of Silence for our brothers and sisters who do not have a love life (And me…T_T, then again I would have one if I was not addicted to writing fanfiction and doing work all the damn time.) So yeah, It’s relatively quiet as of now…. 1 day later… OMBG!!! The sky has the sun and the moon at the same time! It’s NOT FULLY SUNNY! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?! This can only mean one of these few situations has happened: 1) Rainbow Dash has finally bothered to order some rain 2) The Apocalypse is coming and we should all run for the hills 3) The Next Episode is happening 4) Celestia has finally gotten lazy with the Sun Wait…Sun and moon up, ah yes! I remember now! This is that episode where Discord’s seeds get Celestia and Luna and the Elements have to be put back in the tree of Harmony. So naturally the Elements approach me about the situation…well all except Twilight who is probably having the biggest freakout ever! Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle… “OHMYCELESTIA! CELESTIAANDLUNAAREGONEANDIHAVENOIDEAWHATTODOWHATDOIDO!” Twilight freaked out “Twilight! Calm down! Breathe in, breathe out!” Spike calmed Twilight down “Thanks Spike…” Twilight thanked the dragon after she calmed down Mission Success: Twilight calmed down! “So you’re saying that what we need to know is in the library?” Dash asked “Pretty much” I confirmed “Are you sure?” Pinkie asked “YES I AM SURE!” I half-yelled When we started trotting, the vines appeared and went for me! WHY ME! OH HELP! THEY’RE SUFFOCATING ME AND PUTTING ME IN A BALL! “Bolty!” Firefly and CK yelled “Lightning” The five Elements yelled as well “Hello Gavin” said a royal voice “C-Celestia, I thought you were at the Tree of Harmony?” I asked confused “We are, Gavin” Celestia replied “Oh, and my name is Lightning Bolt” I said ‘Thou will always be called Gavin by us” Luna said “Hi Lulu” I said “Don’t call us Lulu!” Luna snapped “Don’t call me Gavin then!” I shot back “Never!” Luna said “Oh stop it you two, you’re both acting like foals” Celestia said in a bored tone I looked around and we were in some white world…no black vines of death or any claustrophobic place. Gee this going to get boring fast! “So why are we in this white world and not those creepy vines that remind me of all the hent—I mean the kraken monster I watched from Pirates of The Caribbean?” I asked “Well, you didn’t expect for anyone sealed to just get sealed unconscious and wake up to what felt like a second to them did you?” Celestia asked “Yeah, that would be nice” I commented “Unfortunately, that isn’t the case or the whole stoning punishment wouldn’t be such a punishment at all. But when such things happen you are sent to a special sealed realam and you can still hear what goes on outside” Celestia explained “Sounds boring” I said “That is the intent, Gavin” Luna said as though it were obvious “Why not just kill these villains? Seems to me you’re just delaying the problem” I asked “We could never kill, Gavin. We like the believe that even the darkest of villains can be redeemed” Celestia said “I disagree, there are ponies who will always be evil and the only way to deal with them is the permanent solution of death, I know it’s not pretty but it solves the problem forever rather than sealing it for 1000 years and handing the problem to your student” I disagreed with Celestia Hope you got ice on that sun Celestia, cause that one burned!! “Yes, well it was a difficult time and it was the heat of the moment” Celestia said quickly BULLAPPLES CELESTIA!! “Whatever” I said “So, Gavin. Is this capture of ours part of the show?” Luna asked “Yeah, don’t know why it got me, Discord intended it to be for you two back when he ruled Equestria and for some reason it took 1000 years to do so. Also Twilight gets a flashback to You and Nightmare Moon’s duel which was badflank by the way” I explained “Thank you” Celestia said “And she saw Discord getting stoned and all this was via some potion by Zecora that only Alicorn magic can make it usable and honestly, I don’t know why she even has that. And they find out about the Tree of Harmony and have the sacrifice the Elements and that’s when we get freed” I explained “So that’s what those seeds were” Luna said to herself “You should of seen the faces Twilight made while viewing the flashbacks, I must ask Discord for one…oh and that Twilicane” I got reminded of those things “So what shall we do while we wait Dear Sister and Gavin?” Luna asked “Poker?” I suggested “Nah, we don’t have any bits otherwise we would play, and Cadence would stop getting all of our bits” Celestia denied the suggestion “Well since we are here and we can summon imagination…why not something from Earth?” Luna asked “Sure, lucky dip it” I said So Luna used her magic to summon a deck of cards…but not just any deck of cards…my old Yu-Gi-Oh Deck of cards with 2 out of 3 Eygyptian god cards too. “Hey it’s my Yu-Gi-Oh! Deck, I’ve been wondering where that went!” I exclaimed “How do we play this game?” Luna asks “I shall explain the rules then” I said preparing a long-winded explanation 1 long winded explanation and Children’s Card Game later… “Huzzah! We have won this card game!” Luna declared her victory over Celestia “You may of won, but I shall have my revenge Luna and I’ll—“ Celestia shot back FLASH! The white world disappeared and before we knew it, we were in front of the Tree of Harmony in the middle of the Everfree Forest. “Awwww, but we were having so much fu-we mean, we thank thee for rescuing us from the vile vines” Luna said as she got out “About time too, my neck feels weird” I said Yeah, and the huge plot device box of absolute rainbow-beamed epicness comes out with six keyholes, so instead of embarking on some season-long quest to find them, we just leave them there…oh well…wait, I remember something about that box being important in the final episode…but what is it? I’ll find out sooner or later…