You know, I think I’m scaring myself, I just walked into a cave of Diamond Dogs, knocked them out, casually rescued Ashley and ponies, and then burnt the dogs trying to stop us from leaving.
I dunno, I like to take action but is burning every motherbucker in sight the way to go? Perhaps, but what’s creeping me out is that maybe, just maybe, I’m enjoying this over a normal life and then I’ll be taking down dangerous creatures and villains for the rest of my Celestia-damned days.
I don’t want that, I just want to live like a normal pony and/or person. I can’t really undo this but maybe if this goes too far, I may have to think about a Plan: Equestrian Exodus to come into motion. Too many of my friends have been put in risk because of me.
I made my way back to my Earth house from the Everfree Forest. As it came in sight, I remembered that the house’s appearance could mean something. A house just doesn’t appear out of nowhere for no reason right?
Now the last time a white light or something from Earth came, it was me and Tirek did it. But thanks to my epic distraction skills, he’s in Tartarus now…unless he escaped, I must ask Celestia on that one.
The other possible option that I could think of it some sort of side effect, Tirek said part of his plan was to make an Alternate Timeline, this was so this times Tirek would not interfere and maybe to show Tirek was a deranged bastard. So something must be happening out of control or something.
I walked in my home and no surprise, Ashley, Celestia and everypony else was here.
“I’m back” I said
“There you are” Celestia says
“We understand Diamond Dogs were involved in Ashley’s foalnapping” Luna says
“Yep, just 6 or 8 of them in a cave, let’s just say things were heated back then” I gave a small laugh.
Just then Ashley decided to go in front of me.
“I have questions that need to be answered here, like for starters, where are we and just what’s been going on here” Ashley interrupts a little angrily
“Well, it’s a long story, that didn’t involve me too much until some Changelings started showing up.” I said, remembering Chrysalis
“Well, we have time” Ashley says
I think I can relate to Ashley being angry, wouldn’t you? If a human you knew as a best friend disappeared for a year only to discover he’s be alive and well the whole time in a magical ponyland, you’d be right to be a bit pissed wouldn’t you?
“Well, this land we’re in now is called Equestria” I said
“From My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?” Ashley asked
“Yeah, how’d you know?” I asked
“I always knew you were such a brony, Gavin! Plus I found your dvds but I never watched the show” Ashley says, punching me in the arm
“Celestia-damn it! Well, since you’re here and you seem to be transforming too, I guess we need to educate you the basics of this world” I said
“But back on topic, just what have you been doing the past year and something?” Ashley asked
Celestia deliver me if she gets pissed…
“Well, I teleported to a time before the show, I didn’t want to attract attention to being a human, didn’t want to assume they’d accept me. So I went under a name of Lightning Bolt, found 2 best friends named, Cloud Kicker and Firefly, the latter of whom I’m dating now-“ I started
“You got a girlfriend? About time too.” Ashley commented
“Oh ha ha, last I checked you probably didn’t have a boyfriend lasted more than 2 months and I was your talk-to-guy for that” I shot back
Ashley just ignored that one completely…couldn’t blame her.
“So, I just stayed out of the way of the show as I came in just before the first episode where Nightmare Moon shows up. I didn’t want to be the guy that caused problems but if something came up…I’d just figure something out. It was all going smoothly until Queen Chrysalis kidnapped me-“ I continued
“YOU WERE KIDNAPPED?!” Ashley yells making everypony jump
“Yes…I was, she figured out the whole show thing, kidnapped me read my mind and had the changelings feed of my love which was like hugest mind rape ever, scarred me forever and I hate that stupid bitch for that. Princess Luna rescued me we made sure the wedding went the right way throughout the show.” I finished
“But what about after?” Ashley urged me to continue
“I found out why I was teleported, after another attempt by Chrysalis, I met the last villain I knew named Tirek who was from the Original Timeline, yes we are in an alternate one and my vision of the show is now gone. He went here to take over here then go back and take over the original one used me to form an alternate one, kill the Tirek here but he failed” I said
Ashley looked…shocked…I was too, I wouldn’t even kill my evil self or something.
“He killed a version of himself? What the fuck is wrong with him?” Ashley asked
“I wondered that too, but this time, I had to play hero after Twilight got disabled and I had to borrow the Alicorn powers, distract Tirek until Twilight here and the others could get the power to defeat him” I explained
“That’s interesting, but weren’t you scared?” I hear Ashley ask
“Very, when I was kidnapped, I thought I’d never make it out, when I was up against Tirek, Death seemed very certain…I was inexperienced with magic other than flying and I had to distract him, it was a suicide mission I somehow survived. This hero stuff ain’t what it’s cracked up to be but I’d rather fail a hero then survive a guy who could of done something” I replied
I remember all those times I went up against Chrysalis or somepony similar, I was risking my neck for Equestria and I’d be damned if I said I was fearless. I had fear coursing through my veins.
“Now, I believe I must introduce some of my new friends here, This is Twilight Sparkle” I started
“Pleasure” Twilight shook Ashley’s hand
“This is Princess Celestia, ruler of the land in the day-time” I introduced Celestia
“A fine pleasure to meet a friend of Gavin’s” Celestia did her regal smile
“Cloud Kicker over there, a bit of an adventure…sexually” I muttered the last part
“Yo!” Cloud Kicker said
“and this is my Marefriend, Firefly” I introduced Firefly
“Nice to meet you Ashley…Bolty wasn’t always this charming was he?” Firefly asked
“No, shyest thing around girls” Ashley muttered
“Oh ha ha!” I rolled my eyes
So now that I introduced the current pile of friends in the room, there was one more thing to discuss.
“Princess, about the whole portal thing…” I started
“I believe I know what you are thinking Gavin, if Tirek has escaped, Luna will tell us. She’s checking Tartarus now and-“ Celestia started
A Midnight Blue flame with stars came to form a scroll in front of Princess Celestia, she read the contents out loud
Dear Sister,
Tirek is still in Tartarus and there is no sign of his interference.
Will meet you in Canterlot
Princess Luna
“Well, that one possibility out, but the other theory I had was some sort of side effect of Tirek’s magic from sending me here” I suggested
“I’m afraid that may be the case, I’ve been scanning this house but nothing has come up as of yet. My theory on this case is to wait for more information to come out in the open, I highly doubt this is the only thing from Earth appearing in Equestria in the next few days” Celestia replies
“Then, if something dangerous from Earth comes along, we need to move it somewhere safe, and keep tabs on any items” Twilight suggests
“Very well, Both my sister and I shall keep an eye out, be very vigilant, I fear there may be more to this than meets the eye” Celestia warns us
This is gonna be a looooooooong week…