It’s been a good month and a half since “The Ticket Master” happened, a good fair few episodes happened, I didn’t do much but confirmed they actually happened really and honestly besides some of the chaos those episodes caused, life was fairly normal. Day in, Day out! Move clouds, rain on town, and if I’m lucky I get to shine with the storm clouds. Or it’s just a clear day with Rainbow Dash watching over us misfits.
Over the last month and a half, Applejack got overworked in Applebuck Season, Gilda got the brush off by Rainbow Dash, (Shudder) Trixie appeared oh god I hate that bitch! Really makes me want to punch her in the mouth, I can’t stand boasters at all. Oh right, what else? Dragon slept on near mountain giving pollution, I could hear Applejack and Rarity squabbling over the storm we were making one night, Zecora showed up and I swear these ponies are racist in some form and last but not least, Parasprite infestation chewed half my house out which thank Celestia for insurance or else I’d be screwed
So life lesson in living in Ponyville: Get a lot of insurance!
Now to the present, several days ago we started doing snow for winter and I learned something about the seasons in Equestria: The seasons happen whenever the buck they want!
It’s literally a one week winter this year and it was 2 month summer this year, in other words, any theories on 3 month season each year is a bunch bull manure! Oh and guess what? It’s now Winter Wrap Up! You know…
Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap up!
Let’s finish our holiday cheer!
What? It’s catchy as hay!
Anyway, don't ask me how this inbalanced season crap works, it just does...
I woke up on Winter Wrap Up morning to find the snow still outside my window, I glanced at the clock and saw I had half an hour to get my flank to town hall and help clear all this snow out. Thank Celestia for fur on my pony body or else I’d have to of begged Rarity to make me some jumpers or something.
Well, I better get going before Discord shows up early or something thanks to my lateness.
Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle…
A Grand Castle could always be seen from Ponyville, it was the castle where the Royal sisters resided and if one was lucky enough, they’d meet Princess Celestia herself in her grace and beauty.
But another Princess made her home here recently: The Princess of the Night, Luna had returned after 1000 years. Ponies knew about her but they feared she was still Nightmare Moon or was going to change back despite assurances she wouldn’t do such a thing.
Luna has the power to “Dreamwalk”, where she can go through dreams of ponies and if a Nightmare proves too powerful, she will get rid of it and teach the pony a valuable lesson so that specific nightmare doesn’t return…hopefully. One dream she found has been bugging her for the last month, she never got the name of the pony’s dream or anything, all she had on it was that it was a Pegasi. Everytime she entered the dream, strange things happened such as: The whole dreamscape distorting, sparks of lightning surrounding Luna or that she woke up instantly from her “Dreamwalking” mode. Something was wrong with the dream and Luna had never encountered anything like it.
But Luna had enough, she was going to talk to Celestia about it, perhaps she had encountered something like this over the past 1000 years of her absence..
“Sister!” Luna called to her elder sister as she entered the throne room.
“Luna, what a surprise!” Celestia was surprised by Luna's appearance
“We need thy help, Tia” Luna got straight to the point.
“Anything” Celestia said, willing to do anything for her sister.
“Thou knows still about our “Dreamwalking” correct?” Luna asked
“Yes, I do and I haven’t touched it in your absence, Lulu” Celestia confirmed her knowledge
“Well…tis is weird, as we have encountered such a disruption in the Dreamscape thanks to one of our subject’s dreams.” Luna explained
“This is most strange Lulu, even though I know little of the night, I’m sure something like that shouldn’t happen nor has it ever happened before. Do you know who the pony was that had the dream?” Celestia was dumbfounded at this news.
“Nay Sister, the only thing we could get out of these dreams was that it was a Pegasi along with a few other accomplices that appear in his dreams” Luna responded
“This is a most interesting case, if you do find who it was, I may find the pony and see why this happening” Celestia had her hoof under her chin in deep thought
We are a really disorganized lot when it comes to Winter Wrap Up, as it turns out, we have been behind on Winter Wrap Ups for ages. Hey! I was actually working, I ain’t no slacker like Cloud Kic-
SPLAT!!
I felt a snowball hit the side of my face, the culprit was Cloud Kicker and Firefly was next to her ready to throw one in Kicker’s face.
“WAS THAT A CHALLENGE?! YOU’RE SO ON!” I yelled as I gathered up a few snowballs and return fired at CK
“Bring it, Bolty!” CK replied fearlessly ad snowballs headed her way.
If only I had some sort of Assault Rifle that could shoot snowballs…or hay, even a Minigun shooting snowballs would be pretty badflank right now. Oh well, guess it’s old-fashioned hooves.
One snowball almost hit my tail by Cloud Kicker so I started paying attention and threw a couple in her direction and than proceeded to lob a couple in Firefly’s direction.
“You wouldn’t snowball a lady would you, Bolty” Firefly said as my snowballs missed her by centimeters.
“Maybe, why? You afraid of me dousing your fire out?” I replied as a lobbed a couple back
“…”
“That was bad, Lightning mate” CK said
“Yeah, yeah, well let’s see how you like THIS!” I shouted as I brought my super weapon in.
Remember when Pinkie Pie used Twilight as a Gatling Gun in A Canterlot Wedding? Apply that except my Wings fire the snowballs really quick instead of Pinkie using Twilight's tail to fire the beams.
So out of my rapid fire snowballs I managed to get several hits before they both took cover, it was time to charge!
“CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGEEEE!” I yelled as I charged directly at the pair with a bunch of snowballs in hoof
“YOU THREE! STOP RIGHT THERE!” A voice shouted out
“Horseapples! Busted!” I cursed to myself and it seemed CK and Firefly had done the same.
I look to see Rainbow Dash looking at us along with a few Pegasi behind her too. How the tartarus did she find us? Does she have Bolt radar or something?
“Why is it that when something like this happens, it’s always you three?” Dash asked a fair question
“I have no idea Ma’am” I said honestly
“Well, in any case, I do hope you haven’t wasted all you energy fighting each other, because you’re going to need it” Dash motioned her Pegasi friends who were all carrying snowballs
“Oh BUCK!” CK cursed.
“Ready? Aim…” Dash started giving the command.
“RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!” All three of us screamed as we galloped for our lives.
“FIRE!!” Dash commanded her friends as they all shot their snowballs at the three of us
When you snowball fight with friends, expect to be at each other’s throats but when you running from the common enemy, you unite as you run like the Timberwolves want you for dinner.
In the end, we managed to get away with only a few snowballs that hit us, we managed to wrap winter up as Spring makes its appearance. Finally, we did get our revenge on Rainbow Dash as we saved some snow and poured some on her and the got outta there before she knew it was us.
It may be hard work ending winter but that doesn't mean you can't have fun...