It’s the calm before the storm that scares me, it gives you time to think of all the possibilities that could happen.
What if Chrysalis kills my friends? What if I lose? What if Twilight got possessed and her friends too and have to fight me?
No! Stop thinking Negatives! There isn’t time for that! I will go in there and try my hardest, if I fail, at least I died trying!
Welcome to Changeling Kingdom! Population: Changelings (Look I couldn’t bother counting so I just wrote this okay?)
Guess changelings are lazy like us too huh? That or some of the minions have a bit of humor. Maybe us Humans and Equines are more similar than I thought especially changelings. Some us use lies and deceit to reach our goals like the Changelings do but some of us are quite peaceful and just want it that way like the ponies.
Second thing, why are all evil lairs dark and that? Ponies get some sun for a reason you know! And honest to god the atmosphere is depressing, what? Do villains have depression or something? Is it because we beat them up and don’t murder them? Well it’s their fault for being evil in the first place.
So, now I am giving the impression the Chrysalis is bucking with me, where the buck are all the changelings? This is called the Changeling Kingdom and there ain’t one single Cadence-damned one of them.
“Helllooooooooo! Changelings? Mr. Big damn hero here to rescue his friends, aren’t you meant to stop me?” I called
Oh come on! What’s the deal? Are they not taking me seriously?
“I just smashed a painting of you, Chrysalis! Aren’t you mad? I’m sure the artist must be. Okay that’s it! CHRYSALIS! GET YOU BUCKING FLANK OUT HERE YOU SPINELESS COWARD!!” I yelled
No answer…I know you’re her Chrysy….
“FINE! DON’T ANSWER! IT MAKES LITTLE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY! BLASTED CHANGELINGS, IF YOU DON”T COME OUT I’LL NUKE YOU OUT! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED REVENGE CHRYSALIS BUT IT SEEMS ALL YOU ARE IS SOME SPINELESS COWARD! A WEAKLING ATTEMPTING TO LOOK STRONG BY FOALNAPPING MY FRIENDS AND THE CRUSADERS!! YOU HAVE TWO MINUTE TO SHOW YOURSELF OR GET YOUR FLANK OUT HERE!” I yelled
Still nothing! Where on tartarus is that changeling? What if she was never here? What if she was wasting my time? What if this whole thing is an imagination? What if she never did anything to begin with? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!
“Greetings Lightning Bolt, I apologize for not seeing you already but I was rather sleepy, you know, being a tyrant out for revenge is quite tiring” Chrysalis voice came in a tired voice as well as a yawn
“About time you lazy retard” I insulted
“And here I was thinking of being nice, won’t you join me in my throne room in the castle?” Chrysalis acted offended
“Fine, as long as there is some decent wine and no death traps that will take ten flipping hours to beat” I said
“Go right ahead, I’ll be waiting!” Chrysalis said
Twilight and Friends were also in the Changeling Kingdom at the time of Chrysalis talking to Lightning Bolt.
“That was Queen Chrysalis wasn’t it?” Rarity asked
“Yes, meaning we gotta hurry up or Lightning will be in trouble, he doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into” Twilight said worringly
“We’ll get there” Dash assured
“Let’s go!” Fluttershy said confidently much to everypony’s surprise
The Six mare wasted no time in galloping towards Chrysalis and Lightning Bolt whom they prayed for his safety as well as their friends.
“Celestia, can someone please put some colour in this castle? A black and white movie has more colour than this!” I complained
Seriously? Did the bug have no style or something? I opened a door and there was a room that clearly had the throne but it was empty, so where was dear Chrysalis?
“Ah there you are, Lighting Bolt! About time!” Chrysalis entered from the ceiling
Also dropping in were the cages of my friends and the Crusaders. And they looked safe and hopefully it will stay that way!
“Chrysalis, you know what I am here for, so I’ll make this short! Give me back my friends and I will not harm you or a single changeling” I demanded
“You’re really not in a position to demand anything, why’s that you may ask? One, I’m more powerful than you because despite being a changeling I am also the same as an Alicorn. Two: The comet is about to fly overhead in 5 minutes making me powerful! And Three: I don’t feel like handing over your friends, in fact, I think they have outlived their usefulness wouldn’t you say” Chrysalis chuckled
“You…wouldn’t dare!” I challenged
“Oh? Well you won’t mind if I stab out Firefly’s neck first?” Chrysalis asked as she held a knife getting closer to Firefly
“NO YOU DON’T!” I charged
I charged at Chrysalis and landed a blow to her face which sent her back a few steps.
“Thank you Lightning Bolt! May I have another?” Chrysalis mocked me
“Grrr….” I growled
“Queen Chrysalis! There you are!” Twilight barged in with her friends
“Well, if it isn’t Twilight Sparkle and her pest friends, I was in the middle of fighting Lighting Bolt over here” Chrysalis said
“We can see that” Dash said
“And We’re here to defeat you and get back the Crusaders” Twilight announced
“Well, you aren’t going to do that, so I’ll just take your friends…” Chrysalis said
Unbeknownst to the six of them, five pods snuck up on Twilight’s friends…
“WOAH!” Dash screamed
“Chrysalis! That’s enough!” I yelled
“Be Silent! Did you think either of you had a chance, you definitely didn’t, Bolty!” Chrysalis shot at me
Twilight shot spells at Chrysalis but she was only a little bit more effective than me but she got knocked down
"You were lucky last time, that's all! I should of won at the wedding but your stupid brother and foalstitter got in my way with their love." Chrysalis spat at the ground with disgust.
Well...it was nice knowing you guys...well you're all girls...except for the reader...probably...
Suddenly I saw it, the comet and with that, both Chrysalis and Twilight had an aura around them and gave Twilight the strength to stand back up and with that literally punched Chrysalis into the wall like a badflank!
Yeah, not just standing here, so I quickly bust open the cage holding the crusaders and my friends.
"You girls alright?" I asked
"I've been better" Firefly replied
"Yeah, can't wait to get out of here" CK said
"You said it" I agreed
However I did not notice Chrysalis charge at me and knock me straight into a wall and out...
"That's enough Chrysalis! You have endangered my friends and Ponyville for far too long, this ends here!" Twilight said
"And what makes you think I'll just give in? Even if you do beat me, I'll come back again and again until I win!" Chrysalis rebelled
10 seconds of Chrysalis' flank getting handed to her later...
Chrysalis was tied up in a canon firing out of Equestria along with the other canons courtesy of Pinkie Pie.
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2...
1...
"Oh buck my life!" Chrysalis cursed
BOOM!
"Looks like Team Chrysalis is blasting off agaaaaaiiiiinnnn!" Chrysalis screamed as she got blasted out of Equestria
Twilight, satisfied that it was over went to free her friends from pod and was ready to go home, it was mission accomplished and you could say it was *puts on Sunglasses* BLAST!
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!