//------------------------------// // Entry #29 // Story: Human in Pony's clothing // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// For those people who call it Fall, we call it Autumn in Australia okay? It’s like how you spell Colour color, I don’t get why we can’t just a universal spelling, maybe I should stop being lazy and change my word language to English (Australia) for once in my life. Wait why am I talking about this? Oh right, Fall Formal, I got to be honest with you, my formal was disappointing as hell and I swear I already talked about this (checks the story real quick), yep I have. Uh I got nothing right now, Tonight I go home to Ponyville and all will be well, until like 2 seconds later when Discord’s tentacle plant thingys attack. So, this is the last afternoon and then I’m never a human again, I’ll miss you hands! You were the best friends a guy could ask for. Anyway, Twilight was getting her dress and is so about to tell her friends she’s from another world but she doesn’t know how to word it. I know that feeling, in fact I feared the day it would come, can you imagine that the pony they all know and loved knew about them and it was all a TV show? That’s some weird shit right there, now Human Twilight is now telling her friends she’s from Equestria, a magical land full of talking ponies and that she knows pony versions of them. If Spike couldn’t talk I doubt they’d believe a thing. Or maybe they would…somehow, I mean they seem pretty ready to believe anything, even ponies do it…oh I just got the most excellent idea for a prank back in Equestria, it’s gonna be really hard and carefully executed but it can be done. “So Lightning, Twilight has explained everything to us and you’re from another world as well” Rarity pops up behind me “Yep, that’s right” I confirmed “I still say it’s awesome” Rainbow Dash said “Yeah, ponyland is pretty sweet” I said So I talked and to be honest, they are just like their pony versions, it should be noted that there is actually a flight team in planes called the Wonderbolts which Rainbow really wants to join, no surprise there. I got a memory of when I was wondering what I should do for my career, the amount of those lectures and all that about them always kind of annoyed me, I’m trying to concentrate on stuff without you lecturing me every ten seconds here. So come night time and it’s the Fall Formal, I’m in a suit…again…doing this formal thing and watching the front of the school get nuked soon by Demon Sunset Shimmer. May as well enjoy my time here, The elements were off doing something cause they ain’t here yet, or maybe it’s that take 10000 years about preparing for one simple thing. Hope it’s not that, ah there’s Firefly and she looks HOT! Hotness Level: OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDD! “H-hey Firefly! You look awesome tonight” I greeted her “You too, shall we get started?” Firefly said back “Hell yeah!” I said as we entered the gym hall Now, I’ve never been into a American styled formal but this ain’t so bad, I’m probably gonna stay away from the punch though, you can’t be too careful and someone may of spiked the punch BA DUM TISS! So about an hour in, the announcement came and in the corner of my eyes I see Snips and Snails doing their thing, typical villains, always with the hostage situation. “…Twilight Sparkle!” Celestia calls out Twilight The crowd applauded as Spike gets grabbed and Twilight obtains the crown back… TWILIGHT GOT THE ELEMENT OF MAGIC BACK! Set it to C-Left C-up or C-right to equip it. Use this with the other Elements of Harmony and smite evil with the Friendship Beam! Now that you got it, you should probably get outta here! “Twilight! HELP!” Spike called out “Spike!” Twilight noticed Spike being taken away It’s time to go, I rushed after Twilight who rushed after Sunset Shimmer and Spike. Before we knew it we were out by the statue and Sunset has turned full asshole mode, it’s no wonder she has no friends. That attitude is really only normal in Zombie apocalypses, mainly due to the fact that everyone turns into an asshole. Don’t believe me? Watch one and go to the part our dear Protagonist meets anybody, bonus points of it’s the military or another group after you get saved from the zombies. Oh right, I went off again didn’t I? Always at the important moments too! Ah yes, Sunset Shimmer threatening to destroy portal. “…but you will not have this crown!” Twilight said without fear “Yeah! What she said!” I added in. So because I was ignoring obvious attempt at crown and the others were turned away, the crown fell into Sunset Shimmer’s hand and she goes full demon mode on us and oh god…SHE’S UGLY!!! OH DEAR LORD!! “First order of business, GET HIM!!!” Sunset Points at me ordering the uh…zombie students under mind control thingy. “You are just a sore loser, you know that?” I said at DSS “Well at least I’m not being the one getting chased” SS says Wait a moment…Sunset Shimmer…SS…S.S….GASP! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!! SHE’S A NAZI!!! DAMN YOU GERMANS STOP TRYING TO DO THIS WHOLE NAZI IN CHARGE FUTURE BULLSHIT! IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN! Oh right…that’s ridiculous. Well time to put all my hard earned training in the art of Rape Training to avoid all these guys from Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies! Like 5 minutes of running around the same pole later… FUCK! How did I get backed into a corner? Well I do believe I’m screwed! Come on Twilight, hurry up! “TWILIGHT! FIRE THE DAMN FRIENDSHIP BEAM ALREADY!!” I yelled at her “What?” Twilight asks “FIRE THE RAINBOW BEAM OF DEATH AT SUNSET SHIMMER AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!” I yelled “Okay, okay!” Twilight said They are now pretty much on top of me…you know what? Fuck it! I’ll just charge right into them…LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTTNNIIIIIING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLTT!!! “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Sunset screamed as the Orbitalfriendshipbeamofabsoluterektdestructonofdeathandthisnameiswaytoolongwherethehellisthespacebutton hit her. About time! The minions all got their minds back and most of the ones on top of me were girls… “Oops, forgot to turn my swag off” I joked as I received looks from the students Well, Mission Complete, time to head home. I’ll let Twilight do her weird ass dance on her own. I am going to miss hands and the swear words but yeah, it’s fun while it lasts right? But before I go…fuckshitcuntfaggotbitchass! Yep, now I’m outta here...