One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.

You know what to expect.
......
Or not.
I REGRET NOTHING

Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey.
Intended to be a non-canon side story.

If you want to understand this story better, you'll want to read No, I'm Not A Brony. GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!!.

Big shout outs to BronyWriter who wrote the original story and is the editer of this one.

Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.

Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.

Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.

This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.

I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.

Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter

This story is a sequel to No, I Am Not A Brony, Get Me Outta Equestria!

After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?

Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1

Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!

When Twilight finds a book some advanced spells she can't resist but read it and try to perform them. Unfortunately the spell back fired and turned Twilight back into a filly. Having no memory of her adult life, can her friends find a cure for her? Or will she have to start life over again?

It all started with a simple question: What if? What if Luna had ponies who noticed the beautiful nights she created. Would she have turned into Nightmare Moon? Would she and Celestia rule together for a thousand years? Would Twilight meet the rest of the bearers of the elements and become friends with them? Now, with the help of a new magic spell that she created, Twilight is going to find out!

Welcome to the Lunar Republic!

Featured 4/9/15

[Requesting Cover Image!] [A STO crossover]
"We are the Borg. Existence as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is Futile..."

The Borg, a Cybernetic life-form from the Delta Quadrant is a threat to all life in the Alpha Quadrant. The Federation and The Klingon are in a truce against this odd but dangerous enemy, eventually, The New Romulan Republic gave their best in the military to support the frontlines.

However, the Borg seems to give up, each assault become weak or reduced into lone scout parties of a single cube and few probes or spheres.
Starfleet suspect that the Collective has a new target. Capturing a sphere reveals that the borg has their eyes (or optics) in a planet with unusual radiation but no only that, the natives can BEND that radiation, transforming or change it from harmless amount of it into dangerous but controlable ones, Starfleet Suggest in defending the planet from the Borg but also in secret from the natives, because if its inhabitants fall into the hands of the Borg, the war against said menace can turn into a nightmare.

The Alliance of the three factions sent a fleet to the coordinates of said Borg sphere to create an outpost and defend the planet
...
Mainwhile in Equis, Equestria.

The Princesses, Celestia and Luna, have visions about aliens, fighting against abominables machine for the sake of equestria.
fearful about the visions, The Princesses found in the Ancient Archive about a prophecy... a prophecy of Star Soldiers and the Machine Hive.

"Heroes beyong the skies rise against the hive"
"Blue Explorers of the sea of stars brings logic against the odds"
"Red Warriors of Great Honor brings valor against the Horror"
"Green Soldiers of once Mighty Empire brings salvation against damnation"

"Wait, so you're telling me that you 'accidentally' burned down Canterlot Castle and need to stay with me until it's fixed?"
"Let's just say that Cadance kicked us out before we even showed up."

Celestia "accidentally" burns down Canterlot Castle, forcing her and Luna to stay in Twilight's castle until it's rebuilt. Let's just say that Cadance said "No"

Best shitpost story ever

Featured 1/1/15.

Revived after like 6 years lol.

During a battle with Discord, a mishap occurred when Q and Discord use their power at the same time, sending the manes 6 to the Enterprise-D, from there Captain Picard and the crew is faced with a new threat, changing the history The Next Generation's universe as we know it. Cover art by WhiteDiamondsLtd