“What?”
That was the first thing that came to mind when TD Harrison Powell asked me out on a date. The same TD Harrison Powell that was best known in Equestria for punching me, Princess Celestia, in the face. He was having a hard time keeping eye contact with me.
Strange.
“Yes or no? I don’t have all day, Celestia. I have foals to teach back in Ponyville.”
He arrived in Canterlot that very morning and demanded an appointment with me. When I received the news, I quickly put his appointment above everything else that day. If this was the same TD Harrison Powell I brought to my world by a sheer stroke of luck, then this was important. TD and I have never gotten along before, and we hadn’t left each other on the best of terms. He said he never wanted to see me again, so him coming all the way from Ponyville just to get an audience with me was astonishing to say the least.
“I’ll be honest TD, I can’t see where you’re getting at with this. Care to explain?”
He was obviously holding a blush. Being as old I am, I could read facial expressions like a book even if the being making them was foreign to Equestria.
“I don’t have anything to explain,” he said as he crossed his arms. His posture was defensive. He was nervous. “I want an answer. Are you gonna go out with me or not?”
It was just as surprising as the first time. There was an awkward silence in the throne room. I didn’t know what to say. A few words came to mind that I would rather not stoop down to saying. At first I thought it was TD trying to get back at me for getting his spine snapped by my dearest sister, but something was off. This wasn’t the snarky, sarcastic being I had occasionally found myself in opposition with. I could not sense any magic from him, so he wasn’t a changeling, and Discord was reformed, so he couldn’t be under his influence. This was indeed puzzling.
He struck his own face with the palm of his hand. “I’m not joking, Celestia. I’m being honest and... if you don’t believe me, I…” He paused before going into deep thought before sighing again and did something nopony would have expected.
“Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”
The Pinkie Promise.
He even performed each action of this ritual step by step. When he ended though, he accidently poked his own eye. I was at a loss for words. Me! Princess Celestia, the co-ruler of all of Equestria. I took the situation in and walked out of the throne room leaving a confused TD inside. Than with all the quiet dignity and grace I could muster, I ran as fast as I could like a panicking foal to the only pony I could talk to about this situation.
“LUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
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I threw Luna’s bedroom doors open with my magic. Luna was asleep before I entered, so she was not pleased to see me barge in like that.
“Sister, Is there something thou would like to share with us?” she inquired rubbing her eyes. I was panting. Why was I panting? I'm an immortal alicorn goddess. I don't pant.
“TD… here… castle...” I managed to say out loud.
Luna’s pupils dilated. She sat up on her bed. She contorted her face into a scowl. “Art thou referring to the human that had the nerve to punch thee in the face? What brings the wretched whelp here?”
“That’s just it,” I replied as I paced around her room after locking the door shut. Pacing helped me think. That habit somehow rubbed off on Twilight though, “He came here to Canterlot to ask me out on a date.”
Luna was shocked to say the least. “WHAT?!” she yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice. A habit I am not fond of.
“Shhhh. I don’t want him to hear us.”
Luna thought for a moment. “Maybe he’s just getting back at us for snapping his spine.”
“I’m afraid not, dear sister,” I replied grimly “He Pinkie Promised, Luna.”
Luna gasped. “What do we do then, sister?”
I looked at Luna with a hopeless expression. “For the first time in a thousand years, I don’t know.”
A silence plagued the atmosphere of Luna’s room. None of us said a word. The eerie silence was broken by a knock on the door that shocked us back into existence.
“Who is it?” Luna called out.
“It’s TD. I’m looking for Celestia.”
I looked at Luna. It wasn’t like me to worry this much, but mother of me, it was TD we were talking about, one of the few beings in Equestria that was on par with me and my sister when it came to the battle of wits.
“Just a moment!” Luna called out.
“What do I do?” I whispered. By now my calm collected mask was completely gone. I was almost trembling.
Luna closed her eyes and went into deep thought and after a moment she opened them and looked at me with a stoic expression. “Here is our advice sister,” she said with a stern voice. I leaned closer to listen to her. “Go out with the human.”
I looked at her as if she slapped me in the face. “What!?” I yelled before covering my face with my hooves. But it was already too late. He had heard me through the door.
“Celestia? Is that you? Are you gonna answer me or not?” TD knocked on the door again, this time harder.
Luna continued despite the knocking.
“We suggest you go out with the human, sister. If you accept his offer and let him court you, you can make this a one-time date and end it there.”
I did not believe what I was hearing.
“Luna have you gone insane?! He is not like one of those nobles we have dealt with in the past. He isn’t in the pursuit of wealth and power like the Canterlot Elite. For all we know, he is out for my blood.”
Luna leaned in closer to me. Her face was as serious as could be. “Celestia, you are trying to avoid the problem here and judging by how adamant he is on getting thee on a date, we do not think he will stop unless he succeeds. It is not to our knowledge why he wants to court thee, but mark our words, we are in Equestria and you know as much we do that minor issues such as this have the tendency to escalate almost instantly. If we do not pluck the problem from its roots, than it will grow until it is a national issue for all we know. Do you want something like that to happen again?”
I looked at Luna, shocked. I wanted to deny what she said but she was right. Small problems like these could grow in short periods of time and this was no small problem. This was TD Harrison Powell. Luna’s expression softened, and she put her hoof on my shoulder. “We are not forcing you to do this, but keep in mind our past with problems of such delicate issues. If this continues, I can almost guarantee things will go from bad to worse. It is a sacrifice you must make for Equestria.”
I cringed as she pulled the Equestria card on me. I hate it when she does, but she had a point. I had to do this before things got out of hoof… again.
I sighed “Fine! If it’s for Equestria, it is a sacrifice I will have to make.”
Luna held back a sigh as she magically unlocked the door. “Good luck, Tia. May Faust guide you and have mercy on your soul.”
I nodded and swung it open with my hoof. TD didn't see it coming and his face took the full force of the door causing him to tumble back. I leaned closer to him until our faces were inches away from each other. I narrowed my eyebrows.
“Pick me up at five.”
Oh Lordy, here we go! :D
TD has been replaced by a changling, he must be
though i cant wait to see what exactly caused him to ask her out
uhh...you do know that unova is a region in pokemon, right?
I... don't know how to feel about this.
Will be looking at this one closely.
Did the author give you permission to do that? Also I start to hate all this Pinkie Promise thing yeah I get it she got mad, but geez please, can you give it a rest with oh no he made a Pinkie Promise now die…thing? its start to sound annoying
3655083 Nope. The Author even helped me edit it. You'll get the edited version later.
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3655112
Oh great! I happy the people FINALLY got what they wanted to see and maybe the answer TD can ask Luna before forgive her for what she did, no matter what she try to murder him at cold blood, did she apologies because she wanted or because Celestia told her to, because he was more than down, Celestia approach him too fast and Luna was very VERY rash
3655123 who me? i'm innocent!
THIS CAN ONLY END WELL!
Now taking bets on why TD is doing this. I already have a good one on a dare, and another on mind control. Lets see some crazy theories rolling!
3655286 Really? love hearing theories
It finally happened.
A fan made Non-Bronyverse story.
Praise The Lord.
3655112
I don´t oppose to the shipping but, are you sure you can depict TD in all his TDness (aka snarkasm)?
3655051
TF?
Who is this person you speak of?
I guess there's humor I'm missing cause td is still boring to me. Eh, was worth reading I suppose.
3655329
How about...he's asking her out on a date for one reason only.
To get back at her for trapping him in Equestria.
This is what I like to imagine his plan is.
1- Ask Celestia out.
2- Make sure the date goes off without a hitch.
3- With a little luck, Celestia should be up for another date or so.
4- After a few weeks, maybe even a month or two, move in for a kiss. IF she recuperates, fantastic, if not, apologize and hope that her' Forgiving' attitude allows me to keep my head on its shoulders. If kiss was accepted, move onto stage 5.
5- After a few more months, Celestia and I should be very close. To make sure this is so, I should (Not) be myself, kiss (Ugh) her whenever she seems to want one, compliment her daily, and be prepared to engage in many hugs, wing squeezes ect.
6- With some luck, Celestia should be very much in love with me, and I her (Blugh!). It's around this time that I should subtly hint at taking it to the next level. With some luck, she will understand my 'hints' and either agree, or ask me to wait.
7- Once she's (eventually) agreed, she will most likely take me into her chambers, where we will then proceed to make love (Yeah right).
8- Afterwards, I should wait a few more weeks, making sure to kiss, snuggle and compliment her as much as I can without going overboard.
9- By this point, Celestia should be head over heels with me. It is at this point that I enact the final part of my plan.
10- I will prepare a nice dinner for her to enjoy, making sure not to appear nervous (I don't want her guessing my reason for it). She may ask why I've done this for her, it is at this point that I take the plunge and say that I never really loved her and that all of our relationship was worthless. If I still have my head attached, I will then bid her goodbye and walk out of the resturant/palace (Depends where we eat) with my head held high. I will then get my already packed belongings and leave Equestria, heading towards either the Zebra or Griffon.
Notes!: Do NOT fall in love with her, it will RUIN everything!
Make sure to pack everything before dumping her, otherwise I risk being 'interrogated' by either Luna, the guard or Celestia herself.
Do NOT hesitate when I dump her. Do NOT be swayed by tears or her pleas for an explanation.
And most importantly, find somepony who can make a crotch guard. I still wish to have 'them' intact by the end of it all.
...
I have way to much time on my hands today XD
3656064
I can a LOT of set backs on that plan starting with that takes at least 2 years to finish and he is willing to have sex with someone he hates, if this actually a way to get back at her, I imagine start by the all classic guilt trip using subtle ways to remember her how lonely he is and then her, then see if she truly TRULY was telling the true about she regretting what she did.
And by the punch line telling her why she don't let him die, and 3 times he should have die, and she should have let him. Dig for the true, why not let him die, and all 3 times it happen he wanted to die the 3 times instead she allow and keep him felling pain and hollow. A true heart to heart.
And THEN start his plan of she feeling horrible and bad, he ask if she feel that way and now they truly are on the same page, and the difference is, he has something no other pony has and she has something no other pony can give him. Mental Peace and then pass to face 2
3656189
Patience is a virtue my friend.
Two years are nothing, especially if it all worked out in the end
3656192
What about losing his virginity to her? or probably accept being know by all Equestria as the princess boyfriend?
If all ends well he will become public enemy #1, the entire world will be after him
3656200
Dude, the entire plan is OOC, don't take it so seriously XD
It's just something that I think would be funny to see happen
3656202
Ah…then forget what I said…but I think it could be risky, specially Luna she will be all over TD to unreal his real intentions
Also what is OOC?
3656207
Out of character
3656208
Ohh……
jejeje clever, hmm oh and he might going to need someone for the escape part, now lets see…who hate Celestia enough to let TD a hand to escape and bring him to where she will not find him?
………Oh Discord of course, he probably will be laughing the whole way in
My confusion. Allofit....
3655051 well in the end of adventures of TD or whatever the story was called....
3655329 where is this in the TD timeline?
I'd say TD is doing it because Discord told him it would make Celestia Freak out... That or it's a bet he lost.
TD and Celestia...going out.
I can only imagine what happens later that evening.
Nine months later, Celestia will give birth to human angels.
This date will be wait for it...
LEGENDARY!
3655068
yes.
All of my what. What's his angle?
One of the Legendary WHAT THE FUCK moments
I don't have words to describe how this makes me feel.... I jumped up and down for bit, going, " AGHBLAH HAK BA!" for a short bit, and grinning like a madman.... TD probably lost a bet, but I really REALLY hope Celestia falls in love with him somehow. If TD doesn't love her back, and Celestia trying to court him would be a-freaking-mazing. Especially the mane-6's reactions.
And we all know spike would be all like: "Score man"
*Edit*
Please mo' more quickly, or I may explode.
Now this is gonna be
a date to remember.
space this out...please for the love of god space this out, it needs to be like this
See? not like this
no don't do this this is bad
BEHOLD THE DATE OF DOOM!
3657217 God damnit,You read me mind! (Sorry,my newfie is showing)
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I can tell that things are going to get... Interesting.
3657364 3657865 Sorry I didn't know that. I'm an amateur writer so I'm not very good. Thank you for your constructive criticism.
3655766 I have BronyWriter himself editing my chapters. So no worries there.
This ship.
No.
Well, at least TD will now what's coming for him if he ever hurt tia feelings
I coulda sworn that there was a chapter in bronywriters story where both Luna and celestial were in love with TD
I coulda sworn that there was a chapter in bronywriters story where both Luna and celestial were in love with TD
3659708 Thiis is gonna be a little different. Trust me.
I want to see an akward Celestia and a Tsundere (I hate you...but i love you in the inside) TD.
3659716
It was a spin-off I think but this looks like it is natural while the previous was by a potion I think...
3657217 Hehehe......hehehahaha....hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You will be satisfied.
3656215>>3656208 As much as I LOVE to see your little Miss Universe competition continue, I should let you know that:-
1- Patience is a virtue BUT DEAR GAWD! I highly doubt TD would EVER screw Celestia much less kiss her. I mean wow. Would something like that really be worth it?
2- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
3- I'd tell you whats REALLY up with TD but I don't like giving spoilers
3660231
Can you give us the date of next chapter then? and
1-What miss Universe?
2-Is this the TD that will never will kiss a pony (answer that on a form of a chapter, if possible the next one)
3-Are you open to ideas? because I may have one or two there to tell.
and 4-Seriously do you know when the next one will be publish?