I used to be a human, but then I pissed off a wizard. Now I'm stuck in "Ponyville", in a land called "Equestria", and with no apparent way back home. I'm also pretty sure that I've just replaced somepony. I'd rather not have to answer any tricky questions, so I'm better off trying to be this unicorn whose name has been forced onto me.

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not a pony.

[Rated Teen for extensive use of vulgar language and sexual references.]

[Cover art made by richhap on deviant art. Unamused Twilight, go figure.]

[Brybrythesciguy is working on a cool audiobook of this story right HERE. The characters' voices are even simulated with an AI! I definitely recommend giving it a listen!]

After the defeat of Tirek, Instead of receiving a castle; The tree of harmony goes haywire and causes a mass eruption of magic all over not just Equestria but the entire world. Arceus, viewing this decides to help Celestia and the other world leaders to transport their subjects to the Pokémon world. With little to no knowledge of the Pokémon World and the loss of their homes, can the inhabitants of Equus live in harmony with the Pokémon? Or will it end up in utter chaos and war breaks loose. Only time can truly tell. Read to see the creatures of Equus adapting to the Pokemon world and creating bonds, which the likes has never seen.

Status: Cancelled

Basically the reverse version of A New World, a New Way. If you haven't read it before. Go check it out, it is a must read

Special thanks to zeusdemigod131 for giving me permission to write this story. Also, some of his characters will make an appearance in this story.

[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Comedy] [Mystery] [Drama] [Romance] [Crossover] [Alternate Universe]

((Contains elements of: Super Mystery Dungeon, Gates to Infinity, Explorers of Sky, Stormy, Light and Blazing Adventure))

((Contains spoilers of Super Mystery Dungeon)) So if you don't want to be spoiled, I suggest not reading this story.

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Cover art made by SilverWolfFTW. If you have any questions and some free ideas you wanna say. For free to mail me.

Remember if you want to create a side story or even add in some ideas, feel free to message me about it and I'll see what we can do.

((Note I: No humans will not exist in this story.))

((Note II: I am taking bits of the anime, manga, games and even some head canons.))

Broken and beaten after the failed Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis desperately searches for a way to save her hive. The answer comes to her in the form of an ancient spell that allows travel to other worlds. Starving, feeling left with little choice in a world that despises and fears them, Queen Chrysalis and her Changelings pack their metaphorical saddlebags and ship off into the unknown.

The world they discover is unlike any other. Strange and powerful creatures inhabit the land; not only that, but they also find themselves imbued with new powers. Even better—love is abundant and easy to obtain: all they have to do is fight for their lives in arena-style tournaments, enter beauty pageants, musicals, and other demeaning activities.

As Chrysalis and her ’lings adapt to this new world, they must also be careful. This new paradise comes with its fair share of dangers: other monsters competing for affection, unkind masters, and even an organisation that would seek to enslave and experiment on them.

Finally, why does someone named ‘Arceus’ keep sending Chrysalis Legendary Pokémon Application forms?

Edited and proof-read by the amazingly talented Cerulean Voice Blame him for this awesomeness~

Edit: Featured on the 25/03/2015. Thanks so much everyone.
Featured on EQD on 17/04/2015.

I'd like to thank Pascoite for being my Pre-reader. You are a legend and a master of your craft. Thanks again bro.

I didn't ask for this, any of this. But now that I'm here, might as well make the most of it. But, why am I here? What purpose does my presence here serve to Equestria?

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Author Notes: Yes, this is a HIE story. Yes, I know how much people hate self inserts or anything similar to it. And yes, I don't care what people say about this. I'm writing this because I feel like it and nobody can stop me from doing it. To quote Eminem, "See you can hate 'em, he don't blame you frankly he would too." Since I can't use too many character tags, just assume I'll be using every character from the show.

(While I actually thought of the title and premise for this story by listening to Aerosmith's Permanent Vacation, the current cover art just seemed to fit the opening chapter better.)

Note that the Gore tag is simply because of things like characters getting stabbed, shot, etc... Nothing too graphic or descriptive, but better safe than sorry.

We all know how this goes, don't we? Some unlucky schmuck goes to a Halloween party or convention dressed up as someone evil, gets sent to Equestria, and then ends up antagonizing the locals.

Well my story goes a bit differently. My name is Isaac Donohue, and after a night of drunken partying that I STILL can't remember, I wake up in Equestria fifteen hundred years before the events of canon with five seemingly random superpowers:

Angelic Physiology, so I'm frickin gorgeous now. Oxygen Independence, so I don't need to breath. Asexual Reproduction, just call me Mister Mommy why don't you...Bubble Breath, something useless that I rarely use. Power Replication, otherwise known as a game breaker.

So anyways I befriended everyone's favorite draconequus Discord, and we made such beautiful chaos together. Well, it was more of me trying to reform him before he got stoned by the Princesses in an effort to change history for the better. What a waste of time that was, and as a result of this I got petrified as well for being his accomplice. Can you believe that?

Since I'm free, I've decided to settle down and rule a kingdom of my own. I'm sure there are enough tyrants in the world that need to be overthrown despite Sunbutt's best efforts. But if there aren't any, I'm pretty sure I can steal the Crystal Empire from Sombra before Shining Armor and Cadence do.

The only problem is, THE LAW WON'T STOP CHASING ME!

A LoHAV story that I'm writing as I go on.

ANNOUNCEMENT 6/4/2017: I'm sorry, but this story is cancelled. This has been a long time coming. As I've progressed as a writer I look back on this story with increasing amounts of disgust. Still, I know people enjoy it for some reason which is why I'm leaving it up for posterity's sake. Maybe I'll completely rewrite it from the ground up in the future, but that time is not now.

Spoilers in the comments
It was a day like any other for Twilight Sparkle. Everything changed, however, when she received a package mailed by Daring Do. With the ring, she unintentionally breaks Equestria, sending her into a new world. Teaming up with the Homs named Shulk, Twilight finds herself in a struggle greater than she can imagine. She must find her friends, find a way back home and defeat the Mechon forces.

Click here to see Art and Skill Tree progression.

Crosses over with Xenoblade Chronicles. Takes place post Season 4 and during the story of Xenoblade Chronicles. Xenoblade Chronicles is owned by Nintendo and Monolith Soft.

Roxas and Naminé had resigned themselves to their fates, having merged with Sora and Kairi; their short lives had come to an end. What they didn't expect however, was to be drawn into a land of talking ponies. Now they must become its guardians as old enemies from their world's past threaten the future of this one.

Fate is up for grabs in a race against time as this new world around them starts becoming overwhelmed by darkness. Bonds of friendship and greater will be tested time and again as the two Nobodies try to find their place in this new world and keep it from being consumed.

The future is up for grabs, and it will be up to Roxas and Naminé to decide which will come to pass.

A collaborative effort with my friend, shagohad12

Takes place post Kingdom Hearts II. Kingdom Hearts is under ownership of Disney and Square Enix. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all its subsidiaries are owned by Hasbro. This story is written for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement was intended.

A sudden and powerful magical event consumes all of Ponyville in the space of a few moments, and when Twilight and her friends come to, they find the landscape around them quite different. And the world they discover, to be devoid of magic and inhabited by strange beings.

One of these beings is Asher Burgess, the oldest son of the family whose secluded, Colorado ranch has suddenly become the location of an entire town of alien creatures overnight. Their lives are changed forever as they find themselves the link between the ponies and their own nation.

Bewildered by this new world, things start getting more urgent as more of the Equestrian world arrives piece by piece, and not all of it is so friendly. Searching for answers, Asher, Twilight, and the rest of the gang stumble onto more questions, and uncover an amazing secret. One that could either save them all, or doom both worlds to annihilation.

(Set just after the events of season 3 finale. Diverges from there, movie has no effect.)

Graciously edited by Dream Seeker, Commander Fire Starter, Sharp Quill and Absurd Tomfoolery

P.S. A request if you will: When someone gives a "dislike," would ya'll mind commenting why? Especially if it has something to do with a writing skill.

When he was ten years old, Peter Falwell was found by Princess Celestia and her newest student, Twilight Sparkle. Without a home to turn to, Peter was taken in by the princess and looked after him like her child. Over the year that Peter spent in the land of Equestria, he and Twilight became close friends.

Upon returning to his home world, inspired by the culinary experts that prepared the best foods for Celestia and Peter, he sets forth on a dream to become a chef and open his own restaurant.

As a young adult, Peter saves enough for a down payment to develop his own restaurant in New York City. However, as he travels up to the Big Apple, fate pulls its strings and returns Peter back to Equestria. Upon reuniting with him, Twilight and Celestia do all that they can to help Peter continue his dream and open a restaurant in Twilight's hometown of Ponyville.

My next shot at a slice-of-lifey story. Set in a time where Twilight has not yet (and probably won't) become an alicorn. I'm also writing this when I'm not writing my Attack on Titan crossover, so if updates seem slow, I apologize in advance. Inspired by the song My Dearest by Supercell

After the changelings' failed invasion of Canterlot, Twilight tries to soothe some of Ponyville's rampant paranoia by casting a spell to prove there are no imposters hiding in the town. But her spell leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies who just don't believe her when she says she is Twilight Sparkle.

Or, at least, she was Twilight Sparkle, anyway...

Featured on Equestria Daily, 2/17/13
Cover art is by the awesome and amazing Conicer