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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons.  I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

May
20th
2017

Flashfiction · 1:47am

For those fans of writing very short stories, check out Loganberry's Flashfic group and the monthly event. Entries for May are due in about 2 days, but that's plenty of time to write 150 words. They're great exercises in economy of words and keeping focused on what's truly essential to the story, the same reason I used to like the write-off association's minific rounds.

Latest Stories

  • E This Our Tiny Horses: Friendship is Sanctioned by State

    A collection of friendship reports to most glorious Communist Party Leader.  · Pascoite
    4,988 words · 295 views  ·  29  ·  4
  • E A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing

    When a griffon rescues an injured stallion, she’s not quite what she seems. To him or her.  · Pascoite
    5,646 words · 785 views  ·  108  ·  2
  • T Control Freak

    The nightmares started… Twilight can’t remember just when. But they’ve gotten worse and worse, and why won’t Luna help, and now they’ve even stopped bothering her. That scares her more than any nightmare ever did.  · Pascoite
    53,283 words · 823 views  ·  54  ·  2
  • E Blooming Diamonds

    Apple Bloom gets a rare chance to spend the day with her friend (and possible relative!) Maud Pie. Of course, she knows there's more to Maud than it appears, but her special talent means helping Maud to figure that out, too.  · Pascoite
    4,476 words · 1,636 views  ·  296  ·  2
  • E Once More, with Feeling

    Spike is finally going to ask out his crush. He just needs a little preparation time first.  · Pascoite
    1,037 words · 953 views  ·  77  ·  9
  • T Ambergris

    Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset.  · Pascoite
    13,032 words · 2,010 views  ·  220  ·  6
  • E Solitaire

    Poneas Fogg recently returned from his much-celebrated eighty-day journey around the world, but a new challenger has arisen, and a bet with Prince Blueblood will slash that time significantly. Sometimes winning isn’t the point.  · Pascoite
    3,692 words · 351 views  ·  37  ·  3
  • E At the Riverside

    Another visit to the ER for Dash, but that's not going to keep her from her usual night out with the girls. The conversation turns to Death, and… it's not at all what Twilight expected. Death either.  · Pascoite
    4,879 words · 3,844 views  ·  578  ·  11
  • E Suffer in Silence

    Every day, Princess Celestia wakes up in terrible pain, and every day, she chooses to endure it, until the one day she's left feeling blissfully normal. Few things have ever scared her so much.  · Pascoite
    4,605 words · 9,111 views  ·  1,026  ·  30
  • T Cold Front

    Thunderstorms have always put Scootaloo on edge. A pegasus afraid of the weather. What's wrong with her? Rainbow Dash helped create this storm, too—Scootaloo should just stop being such a baby about it.  · Pascoite
    1,074 words · 634 views  ·  63  ·  4

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Serious Stories

  • If Memory Serves Odd how some things stick in one's memory—certain places, personalities, sounds, even smells. Touching on one of these elements can cause a lifetime of experiences to come flooding back. And just as quickly, they're gone. by Pascoite 5,075 words · 2,975 views · 270 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Ambergris Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset. by Pascoite 13,032 words · 2,010 views · 220 likes · 6 dislikes
  • In Bloom In a yard, all alone, a pony whiles away the time caring for the lawn and the roses. Roseluck can understand that, to a point. And she's determined to help. by Pascoite 8,659 words · 3,616 views · 359 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Duet in the Folk Style Big McIntosh's unique way of experiencing music fascinates Octavia, and he'd love nothing better than to satisfy her desire to get in touch with her earth pony roots. They could learn so much from each other. by Pascoite 38,822 words · 2,917 views · 305 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Art and Science of Letter Writing While on a work trip to help family in Appleloosa, Big Macintosh strikes up some correspondences with friends back home. These are the letters that crossed Twilight Sparkle's desk. Sometimes words don't mean what they say. by Pascoite 10,541 words · 5,309 views · 544 likes · 10 dislikes

And Some More Serious Stories

  • Teacher's Pet Fair or not, most classes have that one perfect student, that one little flower that the teacher can't help but adore. Cheerilee's class is no different. by Pascoite 3,259 words · 4,866 views · 506 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Canon Partway through her morning practice routine—and routine it is—Octavia seems to have gained an audience. Well, if that mare wants to listen, she'll get a good show. by Pascoite 3,489 words · 3,587 views · 420 likes · 3 dislikes
  • He Kindly Stopped For Me An accident leaves Scootaloo fighting for her life. While everypony tries to help, a few in particular discover a few new things about what exactly it means to be a sister. by Pascoite 16,950 words · 5,749 views · 471 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Surrogate I like my job, but of course I look forward to coming home at the end of the day. Especially lately. We have a daughter now. We actually have a daughter. And I can’t wait to see her. by Pascoite 2,807 words · 1,286 views · 145 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Method Acting A phoenix seeking out a good nesting place finds an unexpected connection with the ponies living nearby. Unexpected for her, at least—they've been looking for just this phoenix. by Pascoite 2,633 words · 1,205 views · 170 likes · 4 dislikes

Fun/Uplifting Stories

  • The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Princesses' birthday celebration is here again, and Mayor Mare needs a scapegoat—er, trusted citizen—to handle Ponyville's gift. Deciding what to get for an ancient ruler who's seen everything will be a piece of cake. by Pascoite 5,155 words · 4,862 views · 525 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Let a Smile be Your Umbrella Caught in a rainstorm again, Derpy trudges off toward home. But along the way, she finds somepony down on her luck as well, somepony who very much reminds Derpy of her own childhood. It was a good day. by Pascoite 3,000 words · 2,678 views · 387 likes · 5 dislikes
  • A Hiccup in Time Twilight Sparkle definitely learned her lesson from her last time-travel experience. This one's not her fault. Really. Sometimes nature can be... annoying. by Pascoite 4,508 words · 6,582 views · 777 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Dinkin’ Donuts Dinky Hooves goes out with the perfect plan for Derpy’s Hearth’s Warming gift. She has only to make the perfect pastry present a reality. And along the way, she’ll find an even better one. by Pascoite 6,231 words · 1,267 views · 113 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Ragnarok As many such things do, it all started with Discord trying to help. And now Fluttershy can't escape the apocalyptic proclamations. Next time, she'll try the trick of wishing for no wishes. by Pascoite 4,538 words · 2,886 views · 295 likes · 5 dislikes
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#75 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·

Well, look what just came in the mail!

I saw your name on the list, and wanted to personally thank you.  It's a lovely plushie, and I hope that knowing you were part of making my day/week/month/forever puts a smile on your face even a fraction as large as the one on mine.

#74 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·

At first I was like "Doggonit, he's just 0.1 points away!"

And then I was all like, "Screw it, he's earned it."

#73 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·

All right, what'd I do? :rainbowderp:

It was the old-as-the-hills rock pun on Blooming Diamonds, wasn't it?

#72 · 17w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2383242 I don't know.

But here's a telling quote from the game review: "Poop is inherently hilarious."

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