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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons.  I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Mar
14th
2017

Woo Hoo! · 2:25am

It only took me 5 1/2 years, but I finally had a story hit 1000 upvotes. Never thought I'd get there. Well, I have one other that'd probably have gotten there long ago, but most of its ratings got wiped out when there was a revamp of the voting system some years back. But it's nice to finally hit that milestone. This story has gotten an uptick in views over the last month, too, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. There are no new referrals showing up in the stats, it hasn't been added to any groups, it hasn't gotten a high-profile reading or review lately. I don't know. But I'll gladly take it.

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Latest Stories

  • E A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing

    When a griffon rescues an injured stallion, she’s not quite what she seems. To him or her.  · Pascoite
    5,646 words · 678 views  ·  97  ·  2
  • T Control Freak

    The nightmares started… Twilight can’t remember just when. But they’ve gotten worse and worse, and why won’t Luna help, and now they’ve even stopped bothering her. That scares her more than any nightmare ever did.  · Pascoite
    53,283 words · 634 views  ·  44  ·  2
  • E Blooming Diamonds

    Apple Bloom gets a rare chance to spend the day with her friend (and possible relative!) Maud Pie. Of course, she knows there's more to Maud than it appears, but her special talent means helping Maud to figure that out, too.  · Pascoite
    4,476 words · 1,494 views  ·  285  ·  2
  • E Once More, with Feeling

    Spike is finally going to ask out his crush. He just needs a little preparation time first.  · Pascoite
    1,037 words · 876 views  ·  76  ·  8
  • T Ambergris

    Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset.  · Pascoite
    13,032 words · 1,862 views  ·  215  ·  6
  • E Solitaire

    Poneas Fogg recently returned from his much-celebrated eighty-day journey around the world, but a new challenger has arisen, and a bet with Prince Blueblood will slash that time significantly. Sometimes winning isn’t the point.  · Pascoite
    3,692 words · 334 views  ·  36  ·  3
  • E At the Riverside

    Another visit to the ER for Dash, but that's not going to keep her from her usual night out with the girls. The conversation turns to Death, and… it's not at all what Twilight expected. Death either.  · Pascoite
    4,879 words · 3,782 views  ·  574  ·  11
  • E Suffer in Silence

    Every day, Princess Celestia wakes up in terrible pain, and every day, she chooses to endure it, until the one day she's left feeling blissfully normal. Few things have ever scared her so much.  · Pascoite
    4,605 words · 8,738 views  ·  1,013  ·  30
  • T Cold Front

    Thunderstorms have always put Scootaloo on edge. A pegasus afraid of the weather. What's wrong with her? Rainbow Dash helped create this storm, too—Scootaloo should just stop being such a baby about it.  · Pascoite
    1,074 words · 606 views  ·  62  ·  3
  • E The End of Enlightenment

    My dear friend and I serve to help ponies pass on to the afterlife. It is a beautiful purpose, and I love her like a sister. But then I found something to love even more. I… I am sorry, my faithful companion.  · Pascoite
    3,838 words · 2,487 views  ·  334  ·  6

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Serious Stories

  • If Memory Serves Odd how some things stick in one's memory—certain places, personalities, sounds, even smells. Touching on one of these elements can cause a lifetime of experiences to come flooding back. And just as quickly, they're gone. by Pascoite 5,075 words · 2,922 views · 268 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Ambergris Sunset Shimmer weathered the storm. She returned from the darkest depths, and now she has good friends. People like her. If I haven't sunk too far myself… maybe she'll help me. Then I can help Sonata and Aria. Please, Sunset. by Pascoite 13,032 words · 1,862 views · 215 likes · 6 dislikes
  • In Bloom In a yard, all alone, a pony whiles away the time caring for the lawn and the roses. Roseluck can understand that, to a point. And she's determined to help. by Pascoite 8,659 words · 3,569 views · 358 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Duet in the Folk Style Big McIntosh's unique way of experiencing music fascinates Octavia, and he'd love nothing better than to satisfy her desire to get in touch with her earth pony roots. They could learn so much from each other. by Pascoite 38,822 words · 2,891 views · 304 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Art and Science of Letter Writing While on a work trip to help family in Appleloosa, Big Macintosh strikes up some correspondences with friends back home. These are the letters that crossed Twilight Sparkle's desk. Sometimes words don't mean what they say. by Pascoite 10,541 words · 5,271 views · 544 likes · 10 dislikes

And Some More Serious Stories

  • Teacher's Pet Fair or not, most classes have that one perfect student, that one little flower that the teacher can't help but adore. Cheerilee's class is no different. by Pascoite 3,259 words · 4,829 views · 506 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Canon Partway through her morning practice routine—and routine it is—Octavia seems to have gained an audience. Well, if that mare wants to listen, she'll get a good show. by Pascoite 3,489 words · 3,549 views · 417 likes · 3 dislikes
  • He Kindly Stopped For Me An accident leaves Scootaloo fighting for her life. While everypony tries to help, a few in particular discover a few new things about what exactly it means to be a sister. by Pascoite 16,950 words · 5,699 views · 471 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Surrogate I like my job, but of course I look forward to coming home at the end of the day. Especially lately. We have a daughter now. We actually have a daughter. And I can’t wait to see her. by Pascoite 2,807 words · 1,243 views · 143 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Method Acting A phoenix seeking out a good nesting place finds an unexpected connection with the ponies living nearby. Unexpected for her, at least—they've been looking for just this phoenix. by Pascoite 2,633 words · 1,196 views · 170 likes · 4 dislikes

Fun/Uplifting Stories

  • The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Princesses' birthday celebration is here again, and Mayor Mare needs a scapegoat—er, trusted citizen—to handle Ponyville's gift. Deciding what to get for an ancient ruler who's seen everything will be a piece of cake. by Pascoite 5,155 words · 4,810 views · 524 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Let a Smile be Your Umbrella Caught in a rainstorm again, Derpy trudges off toward home. But along the way, she finds somepony down on her luck as well, somepony who very much reminds Derpy of her own childhood. It was a good day. by Pascoite 3,000 words · 2,636 views · 383 likes · 5 dislikes
  • A Hiccup in Time Twilight Sparkle definitely learned her lesson from her last time-travel experience. This one's not her fault. Really. Sometimes nature can be... annoying. by Pascoite 4,508 words · 6,541 views · 776 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Dinkin’ Donuts Dinky Hooves goes out with the perfect plan for Derpy’s Hearth’s Warming gift. She has only to make the perfect pastry present a reality. And along the way, she’ll find an even better one. by Pascoite 6,231 words · 1,228 views · 113 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Ragnarok As many such things do, it all started with Discord trying to help. And now Fluttershy can't escape the apocalyptic proclamations. Next time, she'll try the trick of wishing for no wishes. by Pascoite 4,538 words · 2,857 views · 294 likes · 5 dislikes
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#73 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·

All right, what'd I do? :rainbowderp:

It was the old-as-the-hills rock pun on Blooming Diamonds, wasn't it?

#72 · 9w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2383242 I don't know.

But here's a telling quote from the game review: "Poop is inherently hilarious."

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#70 · 20w, 6d ago · · ·

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#69 · 42w, 1d ago · 4 · ·

>>2215324

EqD pre-reader

This probably has something to do with it. :twilightsmile:

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