I didn't ask for this, any of this. But now that I'm here, might as well make the most of it. But, why am I here? What purpose does my presence here serve to Equestria?
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Author Notes: Yes, this is a HIE story. Yes, I know how much people hate self inserts or anything similar to it. And yes, I don't care what people say about this. I'm writing this because I feel like it and nobody can stop me from doing it. To quote Eminem, "See you can hate 'em, he don't blame you frankly he would too." Since I can't use too many character tags, just assume I'll be using every character from the show.
(While I actually thought of the title and premise for this story by listening to Aerosmith's Permanent Vacation, the current cover art just seemed to fit the opening chapter better.)
Note that the Gore tag is simply because of things like characters getting stabbed, shot, etc... Nothing too graphic or descriptive, but better safe than sorry.
You still need art mate
5120901 I know that, just looking for someone to draw it.
5120913 whata need man I can get it to you
I enjoyed his interactions with the girls. I'm curious as to how he will interact with Celestia.
there is people who hate them, but I love them.
troll a troll I must see it!
Love it more more more please
I'll be honest, when I first thought of this story, I didn't expect to get this kind of reaction, let alone make the popular stories page
, but now that I'm here, I will try my best to keep everybody happy and interested in this story!
Had an idea I thought was original. Human gets transported to Equus along with his house. Turns out I wasn't as original as I thought I was.
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stay classy
make him speak spanish
its good for confusing the fuck out of people
Mi no habla espanyol
5134823 Si.
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5137644 And you question the universe. Didn't anyone ever tell you to never say anything along the lines of, "It can't get much worse." Or "How bad can it be?"
5137743 And provoke it you shall! Trust me, I got things planned that will completely screw Blake over.
now "first impressions princess luna" come
Well, he's got his priorities straight. "Wtf is going on!" definitely outweighs "eeee ponies!"
5138128 Luna will make an appearance later in the story. Best Princess for life!
We really need a Luna icon in the comments.
Liked the chapter.
5148547 I did warn ya.
The party scene was heartwarming and I'm shipping Fluttershy with Blake.
5172519
Where to, Bermuda?
Not a bad chapter. I didn't really care for your music selection but I did like the last song you pick. You got a friend in me that so classic.
Fluttershy is sooooo cute
DID YOU FUCKING JUST
5174679 Maybe...
What are you gonna do about it?
5174092 Eh, everybody has different tastes in music and I can't please them all. Still, You Got A Friend In Me is still one of my number one songs of all time. Practically grew up listening to it. Thank you Toy Story for introducing it to me.
5172519 Yes, ship it like FedEx!
5172773 Eh, I prefer Italy. Or France. Or Rome. I'll make this easier, anywhere in Europe.
5175005
I have no idea where Bermuda is.
5175049 Really? It's, like, down in the Caribbean Islands or something. Don't quote me on that one, been a while since I looked at a map... Or seen the sun for that matter.
5175005 To Toy Story!!!!!!!!
Fluttershy x Blake ship launched!!!!!!!
5175116 nice the first band cool as well the second,.....
but the third..........
loved toy story
Enjoying the story so far, and I cannae wait for the next chapter!
5191761 Thanks, but can't be sure when I'll get the next chapter out, what with college work and the wonderful world of emulators distracting me.
5195022 *chuckles* Well, when you get your creative energies flowing again for the next chapter will be fine! XD
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Good story.
Meh...
Oh, come on Rage!! This IS a good story!!!
Quite the story with HiE indeed.
5215025 Thank you kind sir... Er, make that kind sirs!
5216116 FINALLY!!! Someone who refers all of us!!
YEAH!!! Im recognized by someone!! 
Yeah, this is actually the first time.
Quite, thank you, kind sir, for addressing us all.
Your have important work that needs more priority and probably has to do with school or you job? Perfectly Understandable!!!!
For us anyway, i dont know about other people...
YEAH!!! We understand! We will be here! No matter how long it takes!!
I can't speak for others, but we will wait patiently until we either hear of you or we see an update.
Until next time!!
Nice chapter and thanks for the 500 miles song. I been meaning to download that song forever and now I have it thanks for reminding me.
5229959 You are welcome, good sir!
That's ONE way of dealing with a certain S3 problem! 0.0
was she gonna say Fifty Shades of Gray O.O
5285013 Well, who's to say that the problem won't reappear in the future?
5286052 Maybe...
Then again, it could have been Fifty Shades of Hay. Or Fifty Shades of Cutie Marks. The world may never know.
5287115 Oh Trollestia! X3
5287115 xD well then
WHAT?!?!
You'd better have put an AU tag-...and you didn't.
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>This< is why I rage.
I am now beyond peeved when an author does this. Either you use 'too' instead of 'with', or you give us the pronoun telling us who he's going with. You don't say "I've decided to travel to." and expect people to know where exactly it is you are going. Is he going to Mexico? To China? To the moon? Hell, he could be going to Zyzyx for all we know!
5292502
Damn it. I knew I was forgetting a tag somewhere. I understand where you're coming from after reading that blog, but this is how I planned this story out. I'm sorry you get upset over Gilda being portrayed as a villain, but I hope that you'll respect my decision to write Gilda this way.
As for the grammar error, I must have missed that one. And trust me, I feel your pain. I'm a huge grammar Nazi, but I can't be expected to catch every single error. Still, thanks for pointing it out!
dick movie telling all trixies personal info to the town, on the other hand it seems like a one on one in public because no one reacted