List of things to do

1. Write something over 50k words: [X]

2. Get more than 5 followers:[X]

2.1 Get more than 10 followers:[X]

3.Finish a fanfic:[X]

4.Get featured:[This is never going to happen]

5.Be productive: [No]

6. Hump Knighty's leg:[ ]

7. Start rewriting on previous fanfics that are on hiatus: [ X ]

7.1 Finish the first Chapter: [ ]

8.Write something with Pinkamena: [ ]

9.Write a new Story: [X]

10. Make a list of things to do: [X]

10.1 Expand it:[X]

10.2 Check off all the finished bits: [X]

11. Read My Little Dashie without crying: [Impossible]

12. Get off my lazy ass and update something: [ ]

13. Get on the Popular stories page: [X]

14. Finish my backlog of over 200+ stories: []

TA Wilder Wasteland
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
A mysterious unicorn makes a portal to the Mojave Wasteland, Twilight goes into the portal to investigate. She finds herself in a small town called Goodsprings and a man who calls himself The Courier offered his help.
Gore
Crossover
Human
Twilight
Other
King Sombra
Midnight Words · 22k words · 79 8 · 2.4k views
TWhy Rainbows Make Me Cry
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Sad
Scout, the fastest merc this side of Teufort has ever seen, tells his story of why rainbows make him cry.
Gore
Crossover
Human
Lyra
Other
Main 6
CMCs
King Sombra
Midnight Words · 15k words · 271 10 · 5k views
ELoving the Sunny Skies
MLP: FiM
Romance
This was supposed to be a normal week of standing outside the castle gates, letting nobles, prissy up-tight nobles if you don't mind, to have an audience with the Princess, and now I'm a personal escort for the Princess' niece.
Celestia
OC
Other
Midnight Words · 13k words · 22 0 · 813 views
TAn Angel and her Soldier
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
It has been one hundred years since Discord's second escape and now Discord is free again and this time no Elements, just Guns, Bombs and a powerful alien artifact that could possibly destroy the planet.
Gore
Crossover
Human
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Other
Midnight Words · 56k words · 39 4 · 1.5k views
TDoctor Whooves And Lyra Heartstrings:Sound of Time
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Lyra, A unicorn that wants to meet humans, Instead met a brown stallion Time lord.
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Lyra
OC
Doctor Whooves
Other
Midnight Words · 15k words · 18 10 · 2.3k views

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"I never asked for this." Adam Jensen, Dues Ex: Human Revolution

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"The sound of progress, my friend." Medic, Tf2

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"Her lost, I'm awesome"
-Colgate, The Fall of Sunset Shimmer

The greatest things eva!

My Little Caboose II: Friendship is Fragmented! Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends. by DarkWing 148,849 words · 1,064 · 32
Five Score, Divided by Four As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right? by TwistedSpectrum 277,593 words · 4,091 · 212