Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Original Works. It was a good run.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Horse words are the best words.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

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who me

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Are you not entertained?

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Music ponies are best ponies.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Oooga Boooga!

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

big is best | patreon! | subscribestar!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Writer, poor artist, and voracious reader.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

space is a waste

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)