"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Bee horse go bzzzzzz. Commission prices and ToS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1025389/commission-prices-tos

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

God, I'm so sorry.

A major fan of FlutterDash, comedy, adventure, and other MLP things.

(Insert witty comment here)

Life's still pretty great

All my things are horse things!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Hey folks, I'm a writer from the UK and I write MLP Fanfiction from time to time. I also do edits, proofreads and commenting. I primarily write lighthearted stories as well as clop or dark subjects.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Pithy Statement

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Oh look, a bio.

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

I'm here to write fanfics and love ponies, mostly love the ponies. But writing fanfics is still good.

Leave comments on my stories, and I'll respond! Or check the discord chat https://discord.gg/ndDMD3Y

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Account Retired

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Just a pony writer doing some stuff that's a bit more, risque.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Fimfic Writer, Proofreader and Editor to those who request it, and a sucker for stories with parental themes.

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

okay now kiss!

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.