Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Dragon Priest of Sorrow...

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Everything I wrote, I stole from someone else; Including this sentence.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I'm still alive, probably.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

(Insert witty comment here)

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

time to get off this furry boat

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Too much to write; too little time

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.