"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family
I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.
Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.
Now I’ve awoken, and I’m taking back control.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.
If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?
Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.
Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.
(boy(girl)) //your closet's full of dead birds, the stables in your mouth are awake//
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not