• Member Since 4th Feb, 2014
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Nosfrat


Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

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Total Words: 45,647
Estimated Reading: 3 hours

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After having a bad morning, Anon ends up on an impromptu date with Derpy.
Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie finds her lost property, Rainbow Dash converts to Islam and Princess Celestia must die.

Short, cute, fluffy and stupid Anon x Derpy one-shot.
Contains: Pulp Fiction, bacon, atrocious pacing, Pokémon, religion, hayburgers, science, thick butts and antitheism.

Rated T for the usual language and mild sexual themes.

I think this might be the single worst title I've ever given to something I wrote.

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Anon finds a homeless pony in a cardboard box, whoring herself out. He decides to take her home. Fluff ensues.

Short fluffy Anon x homeless whore pony one-shot. Contains: fluff, atheism, Cartman, hypernovae, orange blossom, wing massages and cuisine. Not in that order.

T for language and mild sex stuff.

And yes I'm back to naming stuff after DragonForce songs because I have no imagination.

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A lonely Princess Celestia asks an equally lonely Anonymous out.

Short, cute and fluffy Anon x Celestia story. Contains (among other things) cuddling, power metal, cosmology, terrible pacing and South Park.

Rated T for swearing and some mild sexual stuff.

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Anonymous is summoned by Twilight's magical map thingy. She sends him off to Canterlot to investigate, and possibly change the fate of Equestria... but probably not.

Contains: Anon, Aryanne, Celestia, Flutterrape, alcohol, politics, science, other stupid stuff and more references than ever. Or perhaps just as many.

This story is written in the second person. Teen for language, some themes and mild sexual stuff.

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When Shining Armor catches his wife cheating on him, he turns to his best friend Anonymous for comfort... and perhaps something else.

Short, cute, mushy homoerotic bromance kind of thing.

Second person Anon x Shining Armor. Contains: lots of cheesy moments, profanity, stupid references and Jason Statham.

Rated teen for language, and some sensuality.

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Princess Luna asks Anonymous to check on Twilight Sparkle. He does so. Meanwhile, Spike is being weird and Rainbow Dash does not lift.

Short, cute Anon x Twilight story.

Second person this time, contains mushy stuff, random shit and stupid references. You know, the usual.

Teen for some language and sexual references.

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Anon is tired of Gilda bullying him, and he decides to follow Rainbow Dash's advice to deal with her. Needless to say, things don't go quite the way he wanted.

First person Anon x tsundere-ish Gilda, contains: spoilers for Rainbow Rocks, harsh language, mild violence, sexual references, and a lot of stupid shit.

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Rarity always hated Anonymous. But when Applejack, his employer and only friend, snaps at him and fires him from the only job he ever managed to get, Rarity claims she has some work for him. Anon accepts, but quickly realizes that maybe, he shouldn't have.
What exactly does she need him for?

Just a quick, cute, cheesy, tsundere Rarity kind of thing. First person Anon in Equestria, human x pony, etc., just as random and stupid as my other one-shots, but much shorter. And without any explicit content, except maybe a few harsh words here and there.

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