This was too short to be a proper story on fimfiction and couldn't really be expanded without losing its focus. Beware of unedited messiness and have fun.

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I know I didn't really update anything this week (I pulled around six thousand words out of my hat and spread them across too many different projects), so here's some irreverent, comedic flash fiction I randomly spewed on Discord.

Satan explains that the priest is in Tartarus for touching one too many children and forgetting to mention it during his last Confession.

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Along with a bunch of other new character tags. I guess I released at just the right time!
Edit: And I'm the very first person to use it!

The entire backstory to this is that I blurt horse words into Discord channels sometimes.

Cadance was a puddle of sweat and sexual satisfaction as she lay against Shining Armor and her pillows. She focused on just catching her breath and nuzzling her stallion. After a few minutes, she finally managed to put a few words together.

"Shiny. Sweetie. That was wonderful."

Shining Armor grinned. "Glad you liked it, sweetie..."

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Sadly, no Nightmare Moons were pleased (and no moon pies harmed) in the making of this image.

Now isn't a good time to publish stories if you don't have auto-approval available yet, so I'm taking a break until the end of the holidays from what will hopefully remain regular updates.

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