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Door Belle


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  • 361 weeks
    Tales from Discord chat: Friendship is Optimal

    This was too short to be a proper story on fimfiction and couldn't really be expanded without losing its focus. Beware of unedited messiness and have fun.

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  • 369 weeks
    Tardy; Therefore, Flash Fiction!

    I know I didn't really update anything this week (I pulled around six thousand words out of my hat and spread them across too many different projects), so here's some irreverent, comedic flash fiction I randomly spewed on Discord.


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  • 371 weeks
    Fog Delay

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  • 376 weeks
    Flurry Heart is now a character tag!

    Along with a bunch of other new character tags. I guess I released at just the right time!
    Edit: And I'm the very first person to use it!

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  • 376 weeks
    Tales from Discord chat

    The entire backstory to this is that I blurt horse words into Discord channels sometimes.

    Cadance was a puddle of sweat and sexual satisfaction as she lay against Shining Armor and her pillows. She focused on just catching her breath and nuzzling her stallion. After a few minutes, she finally managed to put a few words together.

    "Shiny. Sweetie. That was wonderful."

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Feb
26th
2017

Tardy; Therefore, Flash Fiction! · 12:17pm Feb 26th, 2017

I know I didn't really update anything this week (I pulled around six thousand words out of my hat and spread them across too many different projects), so here's some irreverent, comedic flash fiction I randomly spewed on Discord.


Satan explains that the priest is in Tartarus for touching one too many children and forgetting to mention it during his last Confession.

"Fair enough," says the priest, "but why am I a horse?"

"I got bored and made a pony planet that I'm sending you to."

"You can send me out of Hell?"

"This one's part of Hell, technically. It's the perfect punishment for a guy like you, though. Gotta do my job or the old man upstairs said he'd move me somewhere hotter, said he had a guy named Dante give him the sickest ideas. Whatever. Point is, everyone there is the spitting image of all the adorable innocence you so love to defile."

The priest drools a little. "I don't see how that's a punishment."

"They're all adults on the inside." Satan grins.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"They do have kids of their own, to be fair."

"Ooo--"

"They'll give you a fatal diabetic stroke if you so much as look at them."

"FUCK!"

"I'm afraid not."

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