A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
A 32-year old gay trans girl. Got back into the show thanks to a friend and bingewatching. I've got quite a few things planned...
Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!
I really need to get a better one of these. I'll get around to that... sometime.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
The only thing Purple Pony likes more than purple is her purple mane. It is just so purple that Purple Pony adores it.
I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.
Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses
A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.
If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!