"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Random PMs about anything or nothing are always welcome. :3
...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."
Co-Admin of Clopfics. Finally decided to start writing after being here for 12 years.
Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer