loves tiaras.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

What a beautiful Sunset.

My Linktr.ee

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

"You think you know me..."

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Hi there! Thank you for checking out my work, and I hope you find something to enjoy. Comments and PMs are always welcome, and I love hearing from readers!

Mostly harmless.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!