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Death Pony


When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

Mar
24th
2017

Dreams · 2:59pm Mar 24th, 2017

Last night I had the oddest dream. I rarely ever dream of ponies, despite enjoying stories about them. However, dreaming of Fluttershy arguing against my choice to play a rogue/fighter during our Dungeons and Dragons game instead of her suggestion as a full-classed Deepwood Sniper may be the most surreal experience I've had in quite a while. :yay:

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Feb
2nd
2017

I'm on a roll! · 3:39pm Feb 2nd, 2017

What's this!? Words appearing on screen!? The end times are here!

Well, while we wait for the end, why not enjoy some of the material I've written?

Enjoy and stay tuned!

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Jul
21st
2016

666! · 1:24pm Jul 21st, 2016

In celebration of The Ultimatest Evil reaching 666 likes, I'm going to do a bonus chapter for the story!

Stay tuned!

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Feb
18th
2016

Busy Busy Busy · 12:43am Feb 18th, 2016

Greetings programs! As much as I'd like to write more this month, we are (unexpectedly) moving from one city to another, so you know the drill; clean, pack, move, etc.

I hate moving more than Twilight hates actual bookworms in her library, but it's gotta happen. By next month the dust should be settled, and the writing shall continue.

Stay Frosty,
DP

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Feb
3rd
2016

Someone with a better eye than mine. · 12:56am Feb 3rd, 2016

It seems I am in need of at least one more pair of eyes to proofread for me, perhaps even edit as well. My brain often tricks me into missing errors and whatnot, and that's just unacceptable. So, if anyone is interested, send me a message. Let us strive for superior mediocrity together!

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Feb
1st
2016

A Night at the Opera · 4:46am Feb 1st, 2016

So I finally buckled down and took my girlfriend to the Seattle Opera House, as I wanted to experience it at least once.

I have to say; it really was a blast. Since modern opera houses include subtitles projected above the stage, it's not necessary to speak Italian (although it certainly wouldn't hurt) to be able to follow along with the story. There was even a complementary beer. :pinkiehappy:

And for those in the know, a happy girlfriend makes a happy guy. :ajsmug:

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Jul
24th
2015

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. · 7:53pm Jul 24th, 2015

If it wasn't for the absolute need for money to get things done, who would voluntarily have a flexible schedule like mine? I've no idea, but they would be crazier than I am, that's for sure (and also quite telling).

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