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TheDerpySoupCan


Hi there! The name's Soup Can, but you can call me Soup. I'm a poet, editor, and a writer. I love reading fanfiction and pretty much anything else. So… yeah.

I'll Read This All... Eventually 122 stories
  • I'll Read This All... Eventually 122 stories This is pretty much where my free time goes to die... It's like that pile of clothes in your room that has started to move and you're not sure if you should poke it.
    Created by TheDerpySoupCan
    - February, 2016
Found 84 stories in 52ms

Total Words: 22,636,626
Estimated Reading: 8 weeks

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  • I'll Read This All... Eventually 122 stories This is pretty much where my free time goes to die... It's like that pile of clothes in your room that has started to move and you're not sure if you should poke it.




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Canterlot city

Home of all kinds of people: good, bad, ugly and downright crazy. Kidnappings all over the place, giant rainbows randomly shooting into the sky from the distance, A mob of trigger happy punks lead by a megalomaniac psycho, as well as one seriously suspicious high school. And that's barely HALF of the things the everyday citizens cover their heads from.

Now, something else is coming. A monster freed from Equestria. A shadow that can cover even the darkest of night, merciless and unforgiving. Challenging the brave protectors of this world in a fight to the death, to determine who are the true rulers of all the realms, be it Equestrian or human. Now the fate of trillions lies in the hands of rookie heroes who just might be in over their heads.

There's only two things on Cole Macgrath's mind;
1. How did he get here?
2. Those have got to be the weirdest seven girls he's ever seen in his life.


Based on the game series Infamous

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The summer season was just about over at Stella Lacus adventure summer camp. Amie and her younger brother Wes were eager to return home. Unfortunately for them, their adventures had only just begun.

All at once, the entire summer camp and the mountain it was built upon shifted universes, leaving Earth behind for a far stranger world. In the same moment, every camper, counselor, and staff-member transformed into strange insectoid creatures, with unknown powers and incomprehensible needs.

Instead of returning to nursing school, Amie has a new goal: keep her little brother alive. If only the other campers didn't look at him like food...


Updates every Saturday. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.

Awesome cover by SimonDrawsStuff.

This story was sponsored by Canary in the Coal Mine on my Patreon. Thanks so much for your support!

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Celestia travels to a far corner of her kingdom to investigate a rumor about a colt with strange, illicit cutie marks. She meets Radish Root, a boy whose marks make him an anomaly in the fabric of Equestria, a mystery to himself, and an outcast among society.
When Radish joins the Royal Guard just prior to the return of Nightmare Moon, he finds his life being complicated by all the changes coming to Equestria. His marks will lead him into adventure, intrigue, and trouble... but will they ever lead him to answers?


Proofreader: Slavenger Karl
Cover Art Gallery
Table of original characters
A reader is translating this story into Spanish. Check it out here.

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This story is a sequel to Consequences


Flying is a lot like life. Keep beating your wings and hope not to hit something at terminal velocity. Being an Alicorn doesn’t make it any easier.

Especially when you are trying your best to keep it hidden.

Since the defeat of Tirek, Blank Page has been trying his best to keep his sudden case of Alicorn hidden from the general public.

Because honestly, who would want that much responsibility?


Coverart by Sipioc

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After Luna had been banished to the moon, Celestia got drunk, real drunk. Drunk enough to make up several laws she completely forgot about for a thousand years. What happens when Luna discovers one of these laws, and what's worse, she actually likes the sound of it.

Complete chaos as the mane six now find themselves unintentionally being wed to two Princesses.

There is a sequel to this story: Sequel Here


Very much inspired by the old: Six Brides for Two Sisters story by Equus Palladus.

A Big Thanks to ArcaneDust for proof reading.

Aritst may be: johnjoseco or thepolymath

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After an unfortunate accident resulting in a mistimed prank, Fluttershy is left temporarily blinded, and Pinkie offers to take care of her. During an interview with a curious Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy reveals an incident with an ancient temple leading the Mane Six to a dark adventure deep in the Everfree Forest.

Cover art by: Teknibaal [Link]

You can find a fantastic comic version of "A Sight for Really Sore Eyes," the first chapter. It was on DA by SpeccySY, but it can still be found here: [link]

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Applejack and Fluttershy start dating and at first their relationship is growing very well. They help one another and provide strength to one another. Fluttershy's past however, will not stay in the past, and in an attempt to save a dear friend, the mane six are forced to make decisions that they normally would not make.

Cover art is by Rainbowshy1241

Here is a great reading of a scene from Him Part 6: [Link]

This is a very long series with thirteen chapters so far and quite a more to come. I look forward to hearing what you think.

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Adagio Dazzle, the leader of the sirens, was defeated at the end of Rainbow Rocks. Now, her life a year later is much harder than it's ever been. Working at a night club, she's lost her connections with the only family she used to have, Sonata and Aria, and she's trying to make it through the world on her own by regaining her lost power. That is until Sunset Shimmer gives her advice that spins her view on the world upside down. Adagio tries to help her neighborhood and others to finally find the secret to happiness, but she finds that she needs to forgive herself before she can ever be happy. After giving Sunset Shimmer a gift, her heart starts to race, making her wonder what she was feeling. Did she finally forgive herself or was this love? Will Adagio let go of her hate for the world or let it grow? Can something more spark inside a siren's heart?

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This story now has a sequel titled A Shimmering Heartbreak~! I hope everyone decides to check it out!

Special thanks to a good friend of mine for the new cover art for the story!

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Sunset Shimmer has always been a hot-headed, impetuous girl. She's always been prone to making snap decisions, and later finding herself regretting them. It was exactly this temperament that had brought her to the human world, penniless and alone. When the opportunity to get back on her feet presented itself in the form of a stranger's outstretched hand, she leaped at the chance.

This is the story of a woman who has made many bad choices, and the life those choices have made for her.


Tags, and even rating, may change as the story goes on.

Thanks as usual to Magello for the cover art!

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"When the revolution comes, who will be the first against the gingerbread wall?"

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, goes to Las Pegasus to attend the Great Equestrian Bake-Off. Being Twilight Sparkle, she can't have a pleasant trip, no. She finds herself in a convoluted mess of tribalism, government mandated fairness, a dying element of earth pony culture, and what just might be the remnants of the Great Equestrian Dream, a unity that might have never existed.

Left with no other choice, Twilight decides it is time to smash the system, forgetting that she is the system. Somehow, Twilight manages to lead a revolt against her own authority.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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