Chapter Thirty Four: When Luna’s Plan Goes Wrong
Written by TheCrimsonDM
About ten minutes after being locked in her room, Twilight had had quite enough of this. She’d already read through one of the old textbooks about the evil sorcerers from the Lands of Lush Green Plants and Snow. Honestly, they put her current evil self to shame, but they were gone now so it was okay. Having finished that book it just left her feeling like some kind of filly.
This was insulting. What did Celestia think she was; a foal? Now that some of her fear and desire had cooled down she was left with a bitter taste in her mouth. Her magic may have been gone and her door was locked but she would find a way out. One good thing Celestia had done was teach Twilight how to get out of any situation, even in a situation should she lose the use of her horn. Now the only question was, how would she break out this time?
***
Applejack and Rarity made sure that nopony was there to bother them as they carefully, quietly opened the door leading to Luna’s chambers. Going inside proved a hazard as it was so dark neither of them could see. If Fluttershy was going batty again she was probably used to the darkness, but Rarity had to create a small orb of light above her head so the two of them could close the door and make their way to Luna’s bed. Both of them took a side of the bed and just as they climbed on Rarity turned the light off.
Luna was certainly in the middle, and Rarity could tell just how much larger she was than Fluttershy by feel alone. As Rarity climbed under the covers she inched closer to Luna wrapped a leg around Luna’s barrel only to find another leg there from Applejack. A small nervous laugh escaped the two of them.
Luna stirred a little. “Mmm Fluttershy, is that… Rarity?”
Rarity couldn’t think but she didn’t need to. “I’m not the only one my love.”
Applejack’s voice came out a little sheepishly. “Howdy.”
Luna rolled over taking them by surprise and laying on her back she wrapped a wing around each of them dragging them into a close embrace. Her wings covered their entire bodies, the tips of those wings finding cutie marks to stroke. Even though Rarity couldn’t see a thing she could feel the warm gaze of her new lover upon her. She was sure the blush on her face was obvious even to Luna.
Rarity and Applejack had never invited a third party to bed with them before, though they had considered Twilight once or twice. Only because the mare was so persistent with wanting another sleepover. In fact they had planned to say yes the very next time she asked, which probably wouldn’t have taken longer than a week. The marriage came first and so that little adventure would have to wait.
A pair of lips met with Rarity’s and she kissed back. It was a little like trying to make out with Big Mac, not that she would ever admit she knew what that was like. Only the face was a bit more slender, soft, and gentle. Rarity slid her hoof across Luna’s chest and down the mare’s barrel once more. Once they pulled away she heard the sounds of kissing from the other side as Luna must have found Applejack.
Applejack’s hoof made its way down to where Rarity’s was and they wrapped around each other holding one another’s hooves. “Luna, my dear, you are so good at kissing.”
Luna spoke quietly. “I am the Princess of Passion. Kissing is only a small part of what I am truly capable of.”
The door handle made a small noise as it moved. Then it rattled some before stopping. Oh no Fluttershy, not this time, Rarity had locked the door. Luna was all theirs and would simply have to wait for their turn to be done. Rarity found herself kissing Luna again. Even without sight she could sense Applejack moving over Luna’s body, her hoof reaching over and wrapping around Luna’s side.
Luna’s tongue was meeting with Rarity’s and the flavor was simply indescribable. It was like tasting the stars in the night sky, and she could feel energy pouring into her from the kiss. As the kiss drew on and Luna began to moan through it, she began to feel a little underskilled. Luna was just a fantastic kisser, and Rarity could not keep up. In fact she had to pull away to breathe.
With another moan escaping Luna’s lips Rarity had to wonder where Applejack had gone. She reached out to feel for her apple pie and felt something round and firm on Luna’s chest. Oh… that was Applejack’s butt… well, Rarity assumed Luna was probably at least a little hungry and decided that she could help lift that tail out of the way with her hoof as she made her way kissing along Luna’s neck.
She could feel Luna’s head moving, going toward the sweetest spot on all of Applejack when the door rattled again. Followed by a stern knock. They ignored it and continued on. Rarity was not giving up this time. No matter who was there.
The door was surrounded in a golden aura and lifted off its hinges and placed inside. Rarity stared back at the doorway where Celestia stood like a symbol of light, purity, and stern decisiveness.
Luna looked over the top of Applejack’s rump, her mouth perhaps a little too preoccupied to greet her sister properly. Celestia took one look at the three of them, let out a sigh, and then asked. “Is Twilight in there with any of you?”
Rarity being the only one with a freely available mouth spoke for the group. “I would certainly hope not, unless she wanted to join in?” there was a small hope that a purple alicorn would suddenly appear beside them. When that didn’t happen she shrugged. “Then no, I suppose not.”
Celestia lifted the door up again and replaced it. After that, Rarity and Applejack were free to continue to their heart’s desire. Luna was at long last, theirs.
***
Celestia, thoroughly embarrassed seeing her sister involved with two of their brides, had to suppress the imagery of what would happen if she joined them. It was like trying to stop a flood with a pebble. If only she didn’t have to be responsible she would go straight back there and join in the festivities. Of course she had come to a much more frightening conclusion.
After leaving Twilight alone for Twenty minutes she began to realize maybe she shouldn’t have abandoned Twilight without any magic at the very least. What she found was a door wide open with a bobby pin and a screwdriver shoved into the lock. How had Celestia forgotten that she taught Twilight to pick locks for ironically just this kind of situation?
Now she had a highly inappropriate, unstable, and potentially dangerous bride and former student on the loose up to who knows what? One that was now thinking of their friends as lesser than her. Seriously, had they broken Twilight Sparkle already? They didn’t even consummate the marriage yet.
Not that Celestia wanted to break Twilight… per se.
Still this proved to be a threat and she needed to find her captain of the guard immediately. Wind Fury was out running patrols, so she was going to her ex captain, one here specifically for this situation. She found Shining Armor in his office with Spike sitting on the desk. The two of them were reading comics.
Shining Armor looked up. “Princess Celestia, how are you doing?”
She walked in, closed the door behind her and took a seat on the floor. “It’s happened.”
He stared at her. “What happened?”
“Twilight’s lost it.”
He blinked. “N-now hold up, if this is about what happened to our parents… well Spike was there, he heard the whole thing. Sure Twilight said some awful stuff but they also said something that was really… I’m not sure how to process it honestly. They’re still my parents but I don’t think Twilight’s going to forgive them anytime soon.”
Celestia shook her head. “I already know about that. I scolded her but I agree, and if I’m allowed to be frank for a moment, there is a reason I took Twilight away and didn’t give her back for so many years. She’s not some weapon to be used, or a monster to fear, she is a pony with a heart and feelings and an unstable mind.”
Shining Armor blinked. “Then if that’s not why you’re here… what’s going on?”
“She called herself Midnight Sparkle, threatened to destroy the entire castle if I didn’t kiss her and is thinking of her friends less as ponies and more as toys to play with.”
Shining Armor swallowed. “Oh… okay. So she hasn’t changed her hair color, caught on fire, or actually destroyed the castle yet?”
“She also has no magic, I took it away to punish her.”
Spike face palmed. “Great, so she’s crazy, and now without magic. I think that might actually be worse somehow.”
A cold laughter echoed all around them in the small office. “Hoohoohoo.”
Spike’s eyes widened. “NO!”
Shining Armor stood up. “We need to leave.”
Celestia went to the door but even though the handle was turning, it wouldn’t budge. With a flicker of magic she teleported herself out of the room and into the hall. An iron anvil sat in front of the door blocking it. “H-how?”
Blue smoke began to crawl out from the bottom of the door. Celestia’s horn lit up and the anvil moved aside with a loud screech leaving marks on the marble floor. The door was flung open and she saw Shining Armor and Spike lying face down on the desk, unconscious as blue smoke poured in from the vents on the floor. With a golden aura around them she brought them out and teleported all three to Cadance’s chambers where the mare was hard at work at the desk writing up what she assumed were the wedding plans.
Dropping the two sleeping boys on the bed Cadance jolted from the sound. “Celestia?” Her eyes darted to the two unconscious ones. “Shining Armor!”
Celestia cut her off. “He’s asleep, he’s fine. Twilight’s snapped and I can’t find her. She just used a sleep bomb of some sort on them, and attempted to use it on me too.”
Cadance stood up. “This isn’t good. We need to stop her, but without involving the guard, and without letting any pony know something is the matter.”
Celestia nodded. “I agree. After we restrain her, and placate her, I’ll just marry her tomorrow and be down with the madness.”
Cadance nodded as well. “We’ll stop her, and safely too… for both of your sakes.”
Celestia offered a nervous smile. “Thank you.”
***
Luna lay in bed with two very exhausted, very satisfied mares in her wings. Today was truly a great day, even if she was feeling sleep deprived. This experience was one she hadn’t had in many, many years. Two beautiful, tiny mares snuggled up against her side, damp fur cool against her own, and feeling far more satisfied than anypony had any right to feel. This was her domain, her lust, her love.
She also recalled Celestia’s earlier interruption. Her poor, poor sister. Teleporting several wild animals into her room when they were all riled up and smelly was perhaps the last thing Celestia should have done. So Luna’s gift in return was to let Celestia have her hooves full with a wild and unpredictable Twilight Sparkle.
It wasn’t hard to manipulate a pony’s mind. What she did wasn’t challenging at all, in fact she didn’t even do much to begin with. Twilight’s mind was already fractured, and seemed to have been for many more years than Luna could be sure of. The recent stresses she endured seemed to have pushed the poor thing over the edge into insanity.
All Luna had to do was pull a piece of Twilight that had existed for a brief moment out from that darkness and give it a little bit of power. A little bit of doubt. A little bit of control. Hence Twilight would now go around like a crazy pony and probably act a fool. Luna laughed to herself imagining how silly Twilight must have been.
A bone chilling laugh sounded in her room. “Hoo hoo hoo.”
Luna looked around and she didn't see anything or anypony. The voice sounded a little familiar. “Who dares interrupt Luna’s sleeping time?”
Twilight’s voice came from all around her. “I see these two have been very naughty, taking my Princess of Night away from me. I agreed to let my pet Fluttershy share, but not these two.”
Luna was quiet a moment. “Do… do you not want to share me?”
Twilight cackled. “Why in Equestria would somepony as great as I am share with such low lives? No, I think they need to be punished for their sins against their goddess of friendship.”
A white cloud of power exploded into the room from the vents and Luna was too slow in reacting as her and her new lovers were covered in the stuff. The voice cackled with laughter as it grew distant. Luna lay there for a moment wondering what the powder was. It didn’t seem to hurt them, and nopony was reacting to it.
Her hooves were a bit itchy though… actually so were her legs, and her belly, back, neck and face. Every ounce of Luna’s body was itching like crazy now. The two mares beside her had woken up and were rolling around scratching themselves senseless with their hooves. It was then that Luna realized what had been done. Twilight must have broken into the royal vault of pranking, and stolen the itching powder. Clever, clever and very, very annoying.
Maybe Luna actually went too far with this prank after all.