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Apr
22nd
2020

Sun Go Up, Sun Go Down, Cat's in The Cradle, Something Something · 4:03am Apr 22nd, 2020

Greetings patient horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the... oh my god, I started this story WHEN?... news!

Sundowner is now complete. You can go read it over here!

This week on Sundowner: Sunset Shimmer consumes the madness chiles of Quetzalacatenango. The resulting capsaicin-induced fugue leads her on a bogus journey where she meets Death, an evil robot version of herself, and even learns the meaning of love.

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Feb
4th
2020

I'm Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC and We're Doing a Story About Men Trying to Meet Cartoon Horses on the Internet · 6:47pm Feb 4th, 2020

Hello to you, fellow Valemtimes horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the eligible news!

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Dec
7th
2019

The Sound of One Ham Clapping (No don't try to dissect it, there's no meaning, it's just stupid) · 8:48pm Dec 7th, 2019

Greetings fellow wet horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the rainy news!

It's been slightly rainy in my beautiful Central California, so I thought this was a good chance to release a story about rain. Holy shit did I really start this story that long ago? Okay, I need to buckle down here... For now, you can read the new chapter here.

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Jul
29th
2018

An explanation, an apology, and a promise · 10:02am Jul 29th, 2018

Greetings, fellow tiny horse enthusiasts. This is King of Beggars.

I haven't been around, and I'd like to explain why. I know you don't come here for this sort of thing, and probably you don't care (I don't say that to shame you or evoke sympathy, I genuinely understand that people have their own problems), but I feel I owe the explanation.

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Aug
16th
2017

Idea for story: Shine and Twily! Freelance Royal Guard! · 11:43pm Aug 16th, 2017

Greetings, fellow Punished Horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the crippling news!

New Sundowner. Wow way later than I thought... At least there's a lot to read!

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Jan
17th
2017

Oh My, God Oh, My God, I've Forgotten How To Write Blogposts, Oh My God · 1:46am Jan 17th, 2017

Greetings, fellow tardy horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the... the... news...

A new chapter of Sundowner is ready for reading!

...I'm so sorry...

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Aug
5th
2016

The Early Bird Crosses the Turtle: And Other Aeslop's Tales · 11:30pm Aug 5th, 2016

Greetings lumbering horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the hibernating news!

So it's been a while. I'm alive, sometimes kicking, most times not. The important part is that, despite my best failures, I somehow managed to bungle my way into another chapter of Sundowner, now out and ready for your comments of "THIS is what we waited for!?"

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May
2nd
2016

This Must Be the Work of An Enemy Horse! · 1:10am May 2nd, 2016

Greetings fellow tiny horse daoists! King of Beggars here with the profound news!

I have emerged from horse meditation on the Heavenly Dao of Horses with a new chapter of Sundowner!

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Mar
14th
2016

Idea for Sparity Clopfic Title: The Girl with the Dragon Taboo · 2:43am Mar 14th, 2016

Greeting, fellow tiny horse alarmists! King of Beggars here with the anthropomorphic news!

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