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Sep
22nd
2018

The final chapter is being finished · 4:31pm Sep 22nd, 2018

But there is still an epilogue coming.

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Sep
14th
2018

I've spent about 4 hours re-writing the same paragraph · 6:13pm Sep 14th, 2018

The taste inside of Twilight Sparkle’s mouth forced her whole body to tense while she gagged and made a valiant effort to cease breathing. Not just a taste—not just a flavour—no, but a stench. Not just any stench, but a rancid, redolent, riotous reek that befouled the air with a malodorous miasma and left behind a truly terrible taste upon her leathery, shriveled tongue. The fetor was indescribable, but Twilight’s mind assigned it forevermore as the feculent funk left behind by

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Sep
12th
2018

Intrologue · 5:38am Sep 12th, 2018

Love was dangerously intoxicating. Or perhaps it wasn’t love that left Twilight Sparkle lightheaded; perhaps it was the relief of letting go. During a simple conversation over a candlelit, romantic supper, so much had been said; so much had been accomplished. Twilight felt that she had done as Applejack had said to do—she had said to let go and so Twilight did. The change was immediate and strange. All of her hangups didn’t feel as though they were impossible to overcome. What had once

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Sep
8th
2018

When Applejack comes around · 2:02am Sep 8th, 2018

“You know, Twi… I think I owe Sugar Belle an apology. A biggun.”

“Oh?” Twilight’s ears rotated and pricked so she could better hear Applejack’s near-whispered words.

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Aug
27th
2018

I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel · 3:35am Aug 27th, 2018

Princessing tended to make a pony hungry and Twilight Sparkle eyeballed the lunch menu. The iceberg salad promised a titanic dining experience that wouldn’t sink one’s figure, but Twilight wasn’t in the mood to watch her figure: Pinkie and Seville could be trusted to do that. There was the something to taco bout salad, with queso if you say so, otherwise, it was nacho cheese. The penne for your thoughts was tempting, and the pickle platter promised to be a big dill. There were low carb

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Aug
21st
2018

Twilight... doing what she does best · 7:11pm Aug 21st, 2018

Twilight, as was so often the case, was surrounded by an exceptional number of foals, as well as a few adults. The Princess of Friendship Story Hour was a mighty popular event and she had found a quiet corner for all to come and gather. Today’s story was a real favourite among foals and adults of all ages, Hitut the Unlikeable Elephant, a story about an elephant who had trouble making friends. This book had first come to Twilight’s attention when Sumac Apple had asked her to read

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Aug
19th
2018

I want to tell you a secret · 2:28am Aug 19th, 2018

Hearing hooves clomping on the catwalk, Twilight’s ears pivoted towards the sound and then she turned to look just as a tiny grinning earth pony filly approached. A pegasus mare—presumably her mother—stood a short, respectful distance away, flashing an apologetic smile.

“Hiya, Princess,” the filly said in a distinctly nasal voice. “Wanna hear a secret?”

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Aug
18th
2018

So... since some of you have asked · 10:09pm Aug 18th, 2018

What's up with the constant updates to Pastryarchy?

Didn't you say you'd be focusing on Skyreach and House of the Rising Sunflower?

Short answer: Yes, yes I did.

Long answer: I cannot progress the story in House of the Rising Sunflower until Pastryarchy is finished. It is a lynchpin story that holds several narratives together. I had planned on working on Pastryarchy sooner, but that didn't quite go as planned.

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Aug
12th
2018

A bit of discussion · 7:57am Aug 12th, 2018

From chapter seven:

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Aug
9th
2018

An apology · 11:43pm Aug 9th, 2018

I have a chapter ready and raring to go, but no editor at the moment. So there is a delay.

So, I offer my most sincere apology for said delay.

Not sure what to do at the moment, other than wait. I might release the chapter in its current, unedited state. We'll see.

Again, I apologise.

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Aug
5th
2018

Because it was brought up · 12:58am Aug 5th, 2018

Why yes, ponies do in fact ride ponies. Canon!

Thank you, that is all.

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Aug
1st
2018

Exceptionals · 4:13pm Aug 1st, 2018

“Seville…”

“Yeah, Dollface?”

Every bit of wind in Twilight’s body came out in one massive snort that blew Pinkie’s mane all over the place. “Mister Orange, I can’t take you seriously when you’re so silly.”

“Is that so?” he asked while rubbing his chin. “Yeah, well, I can’t take you silliously when you’re so serious, so there, my sweet little canary mare.”

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Jul
31st
2018

Cooking up a better antagonist · 5:27pm Jul 31st, 2018

“Princess Sparkle?”

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Jul
30th
2018

A sample of pastry · 12:38am Jul 30th, 2018

Though not fully awake, Twilight Sparkle had to hustle. She had remained awake long after the others had gone to sleep and now, she had to face the consequences. They had to catch an airship, as it was the fastest, most reliable way to cross the city due to traffic. As she trotted along, she wondered what might come next, when the skies were too full of traffic and airship travel became impractical.

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Jul
27th
2018

Stinky · 10:13pm Jul 27th, 2018

Alone in her room, Twilight squinted at Celestia’s message, trying to read words that just weren’t there. Instructions were minimal. There was nothing telling her to do anything in specific, just that issues of tribalism and unity now fell under her royal jurisdiction, as these were essentially friendship issues. After a few moments of frantically reading the same words over and over, it began to sink in that she now had immense responsibility of the worst sort: vague, undefined

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Jul
26th
2018

“Those who make a draconequus of themselves get rid of the pain of being a pony.” · 4:52pm Jul 26th, 2018

TDown With the Pastryarchy
"When the revolution comes, who will be the first against the gingerbread wall?"
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Stuff is about to go down, yo.

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