Rarity is staying in Manehattan for a fashion show or something. Twilight Sparkle visits her hotel room for sexy times. That's pretty much it.

An unofficial part of Monochromatic's RariTwi Bomb.

Most ponies know Pinkie as an energetic and kind pony with a special attachment to sweets, but nopony is sure just how far her love for them goes. However, that will be put to the test when Pinkie is faulted on the streets by none other than one of the royal princesses. Caught up in the heat of the moment, Pinkie's resolve will be pushed to the limit, and her actions will determine her future in moons to come.

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least

Also, he's dating Applejack.

Cover art by me.

NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

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Yona Yak is a yak. Yaks have a bad sense of direction, so when Yona gets lost in Ponyville, she needs some help getting back to the School of Friendship. Unfortunately, that means getting the attention of somepony who can understand her, and she learns that not everypony gets her as well as her friends at the School of Friendship do. But if Yona cannot get home, she will starve, and she will not let that happen. Luckily, she encounters members of the Mane Six along the way, so she is in luck.

Theater Critic, an online movie reviewer, finds a portal and goes inside. There, he finds out he is the Seventh Element of Harmony, the Element of time! With the help of his friends, Babs seed, plus the mane 6, they try to get Wind to fit in!

A classic bad story that will be riffed in the future...

Two army men are sent into a world of violence and killing by the hands of a man who took over Equestria and puppeted Luna... Will they be able to save Equestria from doom?

*DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. THANK YOU!*

Starlight Glimmer's command over magic is one of the strongest Equestria has ever seen, and she's well aware of it. It didn't take a genius to realize that magic could accomplish just about anything earth ponies and pegasi could do and better, though she was tipped off to the fact by none other than a great and powerful friend of hers. When Starlight starts overshadowing her friends and their abilities through sheer talent alone, they can't help but feel a little jealous. Will the seven friends be able to save their friendship before it's too late?

In the past, the changelings struck fear in the heart of any pony, and for good reason. But after the brave Thorax's transformation, the rest of them besides Queen Chrysalis followed suit, and they all learned to live in peace. However, Applejack doesn't buy it one bit. She's an old fashioned pony at heart, and she knows better than to buy all that hooey everypony is spouting at face value. But when even her friends tell her that there's nothing to worry about, Applejack knows she's on her own.

The only problem is that even with the entire Apple family's funding, they wouldn't have nearly enough. Scared and desperate, Applejack has no choice but to head to Canterlot and try to convince the princesses that they need to fund a great big wall for the good of Equestria.

Marble Pie and Big Mac had only ever met once. In the beginning, she wasn't sure if she felt anything for him or not, but by the time the big red stallion had to leave, Marble Pie knew that he was somepony special. There was something about him that just made her blush, whether it was his strangely charming clumsiness due to his size, his short but expressive one word answers, or something else she couldn't consciously see. All she knew was that she wanted to see him again.

When Marble Pie heard that her family would be the ones visiting the Apples this Hearth's Warming, she decided she was going to was going to confess no matter what it took. But when she saw Big Mac kissing that beautiful pink pony, she knew her chance was gone. Heartbroken, she begins to close herself off as she tries to figure out how to deal with the pain. Fortunately her eldest sister, Limestone Pie, knows all about dealing with harsh feelings.

Princess Celestia has ruled over Equestria for as long as anypony can remember, with her sister by her side for many moons now. However, one of them starts to fall for the other, and the two must decide how they will move forward in the future.