I am taking time to think about my actions and may or may not return.
Most ponies know Pinkie as an energetic and kind pony with a special attachment to sweets, but nopony is sure just how far her love for them goes. However, that will be put to the test when Pinkie is faulted on the streets by none other than one of the royal princesses. Caught up in the heat of the moment, Pinkie's resolve will be pushed to the limit, and her actions will determine her future in moons to come.
Page generated in 0.034 seconds
Total duration
641 users online
854,018 hits today, 2,561,572 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
media.giphy.com/media/ygqMjv2x8KSxW/giphy.gif
... Seriously? We wouldn't do that. And why does everypony think I'm a serial killer?!?!
It's ok, Mena. Calm down. And person who wrote this, I would never do that to Princess Celestia. Only Mena could.
Okay... Let's get straight to the point. By now almost everybody here knows that you are a troll, dispite you denying it every single time. Stop being coy with us. Your avatar literally has the trollface in it.
I still haven't gotten over your last story yet... That ending was bucking terrible.
9646451
did u read my story!!?? 
ummmm im not sure why u r saying this???
um i culd try to get my dad to give me an idea if u want!!
9646486
You are amazing my friend.
stares at cover art
stares at past cover arts
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/iyx8-1556168618-437798-full
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/xl4d-1556996210-437969-full
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/8t1g-1557509895-439175-full
stares back at this story's cover art
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/85b4-1558986118-439810-full
Wow Sonic_Applejack2005
I'm actually disappointed.
9646499
This is the best one obviously...
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/511w-1539467119-422225-medium
*laughs hysterically to hide the pain*
*laughs even more hysterically to hide the pain*
*help this isn't working*
Here we go again...
9646451
And unfortunately being an absolute troll isn't something that will get you banned from the site. It should be of course.
The site would be much cleaner if the admins would update the ban policy.
9646501
Talk about OOC.
"animay"? For real??
Okay man, now you ain't even trying
Is this a trollfic? Or is it some Wiseau-style 'masterpiece?'
9646649
Wiseau, I suspect.
9646658
I did naht drop your ice cream! Eet's naht troo! Eet's bawlshit! I did naaaaaaht! Oh, hi Mawrk.
9646553
What would constitute "being a troll" for the purposes of banning? Would I be banned too, then, for my content? Because it's not palatable? Where would the line be drawn? Why not just let people have creative freedom, even if you dislike what they create? Why censor people for having a different sense of humor than you?
9646673
Well, diving TOO deep into sensitive subjects seems to be the problem.
9646667
All we need is a character trying to push another off a building, and then make up within seconds.
9646680
Different people have different ideas of what "too deep" is, though. Fuzzy rules like that make for needlessly complicated problems, when a simple solution is "if you don't like it, you don't have to read it". Moderators already deal with enough crap without having to go through someone's work to decide whether or not they're trolling. It's not always clear cut.
9646701
True.
9646682
Fuck me! Wouldn't it be awesome if someone wrote a version of The Room that was in Equestria Girls instead of San Francisco? That would be the best thing ever! What if Derpy Hooves was Denny and Photo Finish was Johnny? Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich could be Brad and Michelle! Who would be Mark? Damn I wish I was a better writer, or I'd do it myself! But I have ADHD so it might actually help!
9646706
Say no more. I'm in.
9646553
Better than clopfic number 400023 and cute slice of life fic number 2010001
9646710
I would but I don't think I'd finish it. I almost never finish anything I draw and half the time I don't remember where I left my pencil crayons to finish it. I'd probably never finish writing a whole story.
so um dose anypony have any Japinese shows or books they recomend
9646736
I may give it a shot.
9646741
Try Cory in the House. I hear it's a good one.
9646759
thank u for beeing the only person to help me
Did anybody call FEMA after this natural disaster hit?
9646553
To be fair tho, this guy consistently pumps out a fuck-load of content. At this point, any bona fide troll would have given up
9646553
Sounds like censorship.
This is great, haven't seen one of these badfics since back in the day. Good 'ol like to dislike ratio, the perfect reaction images and gifs, even the witty remarks about the user and story itself.
The worst thing about this somehow isn't the OOC cast or profanity-laced dialogue, but using gay as an insult. Troll or no, some boundaries aren't crossed, "humor" or not.
Lol. The story’s a teen rating, yet he still gets away with putting a whole bunch of swear words. Saying just about every word known to man from the book while it’s a teen rating. Has fim changed it to where you can do that, or does it have to be a mature rating, completely?
9647672
I dunno. It's not considered every word in the book unless someone throws out twatwaffle.
9646831
Could they clean this one up?
9647450
You've summed this author up better than J ever could.
9647672
Teen stories can have profanity (a few of mine do, but mostly words like damn and hell). Overuse of profanity can make it innefective.
😑
9648073
That's a calm response to this.
9647918
No they could not. It would take decades.
9648577
Right.
9648596
Thousands are dead.
And we did nothing.
9648603
God. shall we go an poke the art on the new story?
9648619
Oh fuck yes. I thought you would never ask.
Let us be away!
9648623
Hurrah!
9647100
Except none are any good. If this thing cared, there would be an improvement by now.
9647919
Might I ask who J is?
9648964
Sorry, wrong key. I meant to put 'I'.
9648974
Oh haha, gotcha.